Most people know that I am a fan of the silver screen . . . so I can’t think of anything else to post today so I will ramble about todays fine movie releases.

Assault on Precinct 13 – Ethan Hawke . . . Larry Fishburne and Ja Rule (what the fuck?)
From the previews it looks like this remake might actually be okay . . . except for the Ja Rule part. Who lets that guy into a movie after his graceful display in Fast and the Furious! Anyhow . . . Ethan is always a kick ass dude to watch – even moreso when he is pounding the shit out of Angelina Jolie in Taking Lives – oh boy. Anyhow basically Ethan Hawke is a copper and he has to unite inmates and other swine to hold up against attacking mobsters. Sounds decent.

Are We There Yet? – Ice Cube and nubian princess Nia Long
Woohoo . . . Ice Cube is back in the movies playing the part of a bachelor destined to shop lift the punani from the mother of two mongrels . . . which is hottie Nia Long. From the previews it kinda looks like a Disney version of Friday. I recommend taking your girlfriend to expunge all possible thoughts of children.

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