My buddy splum just posted a gallery of a hotty asian chick named Anna Song over at The Sex Blog . . . check out the link

http://www.thesexblog.com/index.php?info=1409

You know when you go to the strip clubs and the chicks always grab the dollar bills from you with their titties by smushing them together . . . well how would you like to have that same visual every day! Check out http://amp.weebles.net/bewbs/ for a pretty nice selection of titties getting smushed around.

Man . . . where do chicks get this crazy notion that just because you don’t let your boyfriend slip it in the naughty spot but you let him jack hammer your ass that you are still a virgin? This is a wierd phychosis that is sweeping the nations abstinence driven power happy chicks.

However . . . doctors are finding that this “wannabe” do gooders are actually contracting more sexually transmitted diseases because of this . . . read the link

http://story.news.yahoo.com/…ap_on_re_us/virginity_stds_2

Oh shitboy . . . I saw this link over at College Humor and about had to change my pants . . .

I can’t think of a stripper I have ever seen dance as well as this chick . . . her puss is a bit torn up and I kinda liked her better with her clothes on but damnit man . . . she is hot

CLICK HERE FOR THE MOVIE

College is all about beer pong and . . . brunette hotties sharing a room

http://community.webshots.com/album/263662226xMoBtX

The case of the missing underwear in Allison Hall has been solved after more than 200 pieces were stolen.

Ryan Martinez was arrested March 2 in connection with the theft of women’s undergarments from the Allison Hall laundry room.

This is an isolated instance and attributes the identification and Martinez’s arrest to students being diligent and reporting the missing items to the CSU Police Department, said Mary Ellen Sinnwell, director of Residence Life.

CSU police officers took Martinez to Larimer County Detention Center and charged him with a Class 4 Felony, which is theft of goods worth more than $500. Martinez posted bond shortly after his arrest and police are therefore no longer holding him at the detention center, said Captain Robert Chaffee, an officer at the CSU Police Department. CSUPD cannot release certain details of this case, because the case is still under investigation.

Full Article > Colorado State Collegian

Yesterday I brought you some free pictures from Chloe 18 . . . well today I am gonna bring her friend Trixie Teen into the spotlight. Trixie is a pretty sexy chick if you ask me . . . not as sexy as Teen Topanga but she still has that “Is this girl legal” vibe to her. Maybe it is the braces . . . who is to really say. By the way if you like chicks with braces you should check out my boys site Teens with Braces.

Back to Trixie Teen . . . she says she is 18 and just moved out to Las Vegas to be a showgirl . . . seeing her in action I think she mistook the showgirl part as stripping because she is probably a little bit too tiny to be a Vegas Showgirl. However just because she is tiny doesn’t mean she doesn’t look good naked!

I recommend everyone check out Trixie Teens site at Trixieteen.com - she updates it regularly and it is the best place to find naked pictures and movies of this sexy teen nymph. Here are some free video clips from Trixie Teen.

It is time I add another hot teen chick to the Naughty Girls section . . . and this time she goes by the name of Chloe 18 . . . and let me tell you folks - her site is smoking. She is an 18 year old teen that moved to California from Ohio and is going to school. Chloe 18 says she has always been a bit on the naughty side so I figure she will be loved by all you guys. I am including some great free picture galleries of Chloe 18 doing her thing . . . let me know what ya think

Well . . . it is time for another Naughty Girl - and today I bring you the freckled amateur teen Emily Sweet. Her site just launched last week and her fan base is growing rapidly! Emily Sweet has a great body and the good ole girl next door look. What more can you ask for?! Check out the sample pictures and shit I have provided below so you can head on over and join her hot site and get full access to all of Emily Sweets pictures and movies!

Hey guys thanx for visiting my site, I'm new to this so I'm a bit shy but I hope you enjoy what you see. I love taking pictures of myself and showing off my body, especially outside. Right now I'm trying to pay off my college fees, so I started my own site to help raise some money. Please look though my pics and if you like what you see, consider signing up for a low price of $24.95 per month and recieve access
to some of my friends
sites as a bonus.

What a sport Bijou Phillips is . . . at a recent Playstation fashion show (don’t ask) she was taking a walk down the runway and all of a sudden her nipple decides to pop up show its face! Being a cool chick and all that likes to stab people she modestly just tucked boob back in her strapless shirt and laughed it off. Bijou Phillips handles this much better than her celebrity counterpart Tara Reid . . . and Bijou has better nipples anyhow.

Got a new site that just launched today . . . its called Wave Hos. Basically it is a reality site that fills the need to fuck the shit out of the hottie surf babes in the world. I am kicking you a bunch of samples from the site so you can get the feel for it . . . in my book I am diggin it based on the fact that I love the surfer chicks to death!

Wave Hos Gallery #1
So here I am catching some waves when this hot blonde babe calls out for me. She says her name is Veronica and she’s wanting to learn how to surf. We were about to exchange numbers when she mentions how horny surfers make her. Suddenly she drops to her knees and pulls out my cock.

After a quick blowjob on the beach, I took Veronica back to my place where I had her riding my cock nice and hard. Finally as I’m ready to blow my load she again sucks me off coaxing out a huge blast of my love potion!

Wave Hos Gallery #2
So I met this little hottie on the beach at Malibu. The surf was, well, let’s say less than inspiring, so seeing her hot little body strolling down the beach was a welcome sight.

I could tell this little slut was a WaveHo right away - as soon as she saw my surfboard, I could almost hear her swoon. A little chatting up and bada boom bada bing, she was sucking my cock - and doing a damn fine job!

I just wish I could meet up with a hot tomato like this everytime the waves didn’t cooperate!

CLICK HERE TO CHECK OUT THE WAVE HOS TOUR

My fucking lord . . . why can’t these celeb sluts keep their fucking clothes on? I bring to you yet another sex tape - this time featuring the Dutch pop star Alana Dante. My crack researching department (which is me) scrubbed the net and found that she hasn’t released anything new in like 8 fucking years . . . can we say marketing stunt? Alana Dante looks pretty hot from the outside so I am off to watch her sex tape . . . be right back.

So I just watched this piece of shit and I am none to happy . . . first I sit through a minute and a half of some worn out pop star laying on her stomach naked with some crazy tan line on her ass. By the way . . . THERE IS NO FUCKING SOUND!! Anyhow . . . finally something starts to go down . . . what you may ask . . . the 2 handed karate chop blowjob followed up with the hummingbird tongue technique - which looks fun and is original to me. Her suitor was blessed with a very small penis so you big dick freaks are gonna be assed out. So after she wears her tongue out they move into some b-movie style hardcore sex. I would rather not stare at man ass through this part but you gotta do whatcha gotta do. Then it just stops.

All and all the Alana Dante Sex Tape was a bust. Here is my battle report:
NO TITTIES + FUCKED UP LIGHTING + WORN OUT SLUT + SMALL DICK + NO SOUND = THE WORST CELEB MOVIE YET

Anyhow . . . I am sure you guys are sick of me ranting on about it so here is a link for ya
Alana Dante Sex Tape

A Taiwanese company has introduced a new service allowing men to order tailor-made size condoms.

Taiwanese company SakuNet International makes 55 different sizes of condoms ranging from just three inches to more than nine inches /Lu Feng

SakuNet International makes 55 different sizes of condoms from just three inches long to 9.4 inches, reports Sina News.

The company says the most popular condom sold in Taiwan is 4.2 inches long and 1.9 inches in diameter.

Company manager Huang Wanting says uncomfortable condoms can easily break or slip, adding to the risk of infection or pregnancy.

Men can log onto the company’s website and download and print out the length measurement card so they can order the most appropriate condom.

Huang says that since they introduced the service, there have been more than 20,000 downloads of the measurement card, and they have sold 5,000 dozens of condoms in different sizes.

To avoid embarrassment, the measurement card has no numbers on it to indicate an actual size, but unified serial numbers.

The serial number for the largest, (9.5 inches long, 2.5 inches in diameter) is G22, and the smallest (3 inches long, 1.6 inches in diameter) is J33.

Man it is not everyday that a new chick gets on the internet and takes me for a ride. My god this one has given me hope that there are still super hot chicks out there that just like to have fun!

Now you are gonna have to ask yourself whether you think she is legal or not . . . because Teen Topanga sports braces and the perky little tits of a 10th grader. However . . . it would be illegal for her to be naked on the net if she wasn’t 18 - and there is proof she is.

So anyhow . . . I am gonna add Topanga to the naughty girls list and bring you guys as much free shit for her as possible.

Also be sure to check out my new site Teen Topanga

TEEN TOPANGA - TEENTOPANGA.COM

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  Topanga In backyard playing with herself
• At the beach she gets naked in the bathroom
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  Hot teen eating strawberries and whip cream

A Belgian woman is suing a baker who is selling small erotic marzipan figures for Valentine’s Day.

She says the cakes, depicting sexual positions, should not be on display in the baker’s shop window.

Baker Van Buggenhout told Het Laatste Nieuws: “It’s only fun. The figurines don’t show sexual organs.

“People laugh when they see them and buy them to give to their wives or girlfriends.”

But the woman, a neigbour of the shop, says putting them in the window is like exposing children to pornography.