Got a new site that just launched today . . . its called Wave Hos. Basically it is a reality site that fills the need to fuck the shit out of the hottie surf babes in the world. I am kicking you a bunch of samples from the site so you can get the feel for it . . . in my book I am diggin it based on the fact that I love the surfer chicks to death!

Wave Hos Gallery #1
So here I am catching some waves when this hot blonde babe calls out for me. She says her name is Veronica and she’s wanting to learn how to surf. We were about to exchange numbers when she mentions how horny surfers make her. Suddenly she drops to her knees and pulls out my cock.

After a quick blowjob on the beach, I took Veronica back to my place where I had her riding my cock nice and hard. Finally as I’m ready to blow my load she again sucks me off coaxing out a huge blast of my love potion!

Wave Hos Gallery #2
So I met this little hottie on the beach at Malibu. The surf was, well, let’s say less than inspiring, so seeing her hot little body strolling down the beach was a welcome sight.

I could tell this little slut was a WaveHo right away – as soon as she saw my surfboard, I could almost hear her swoon. A little chatting up and bada boom bada bing, she was sucking my cock – and doing a damn fine job!

I just wish I could meet up with a hot tomato like this everytime the waves didn’t cooperate!

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My fucking lord . . . why can’t these celeb sluts keep their fucking clothes on? I bring to you yet another sex tape – this time featuring the Dutch pop star Alana Dante. My crack researching department (which is me) scrubbed the net and found that she hasn’t released anything new in like 8 fucking years . . . can we say marketing stunt? Alana Dante looks pretty hot from the outside so I am off to watch her sex tape . . . be right back.

So I just watched this piece of shit and I am none to happy . . . first I sit through a minute and a half of some worn out pop star laying on her stomach naked with some crazy tan line on her ass. By the way . . . THERE IS NO FUCKING SOUND!! Anyhow . . . finally something starts to go down . . . what you may ask . . . the 2 handed karate chop blowjob followed up with the hummingbird tongue technique – which looks fun and is original to me. Her suitor was blessed with a very small penis so you big dick freaks are gonna be assed out. So after she wears her tongue out they move into some b-movie style hardcore sex. I would rather not stare at man ass through this part but you gotta do whatcha gotta do. Then it just stops.

All and all the Alana Dante Sex Tape was a bust. Here is my battle report:
NO TITTIES + FUCKED UP LIGHTING + WORN OUT SLUT + SMALL DICK + NO SOUND = THE WORST CELEB MOVIE YET

Anyhow . . . I am sure you guys are sick of me ranting on about it so here is a link for ya
Alana Dante Sex Tape

A Taiwanese company has introduced a new service allowing men to order tailor-made size condoms.

Taiwanese company SakuNet International makes 55 different sizes of condoms ranging from just three inches to more than nine inches /Lu Feng

SakuNet International makes 55 different sizes of condoms from just three inches long to 9.4 inches, reports Sina News.

The company says the most popular condom sold in Taiwan is 4.2 inches long and 1.9 inches in diameter.

Company manager Huang Wanting says uncomfortable condoms can easily break or slip, adding to the risk of infection or pregnancy.

Men can log onto the company’s website and download and print out the length measurement card so they can order the most appropriate condom.

Huang says that since they introduced the service, there have been more than 20,000 downloads of the measurement card, and they have sold 5,000 dozens of condoms in different sizes.

To avoid embarrassment, the measurement card has no numbers on it to indicate an actual size, but unified serial numbers.

The serial number for the largest, (9.5 inches long, 2.5 inches in diameter) is G22, and the smallest (3 inches long, 1.6 inches in diameter) is J33.

Man it is not everyday that a new chick gets on the internet and takes me for a ride. My god this one has given me hope that there are still super hot chicks out there that just like to have fun!

Now you are gonna have to ask yourself whether you think she is legal or not . . . because Teen Topanga sports braces and the perky little tits of a 10th grader. However . . . it would be illegal for her to be naked on the net if she wasn’t 18 – and there is proof she is.

So anyhow . . . I am gonna add Topanga to the naughty girls list and bring you guys as much free shit for her as possible.

Also be sure to check out my new site Teen Topanga

TEEN TOPANGA – TEENTOPANGA.COM

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  Topanga In backyard playing with herself
• At the beach she gets naked in the bathroom
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  Hot teen eating strawberries and whip cream

A Belgian woman is suing a baker who is selling small erotic marzipan figures for Valentine’s Day.

She says the cakes, depicting sexual positions, should not be on display in the baker’s shop window.

Baker Van Buggenhout told Het Laatste Nieuws: “It’s only fun. The figurines don’t show sexual organs.

“People laugh when they see them and buy them to give to their wives or girlfriends.”

But the woman, a neigbour of the shop, says putting them in the window is like exposing children to pornography.