So I got some inspiration from my boys over at College Humor today . . . people need to be told shit every day for it to sink in. So out came the idea for the new section here at Naughty Empire

Title ‘Learn Something’, I plan on bringing you 5 pieces of factual shit that will help you be a better person and educate you in the useless ways of the world. Whether it is rigging your jacuzzi with a beer bong or simply making your jacuzzi a bong . . . you will learn the ways grasshoppa

So to start out the section I am bringing you the first 5 things you need to learn!

1) You’re in a girl’s bed about to make those sweet love motions for the first time. You say, “Hold on, let me get a condom.” If she says, “It’s OK, I’ve got some.”, leave immediately. There’s a good chance you got the Crabs just by putting your head on the pillow. (from Josh @ College Humor)
2) So what if Chloe 18 has fake braces . . . and her tits are so small that she doesn’t need a bra . . . and she takes lots of school girl type pictures . . . get where I am going with this – thank god we have legal proof that she is 18!
3) In case you live in a hole . . . Brittany Spears and Kevin Federline are having a baby
4) Tomorrow is the fucking tax deadline . . . guess it is time to file for an extension
5) The bigger you are the more monogamous you will be according to a study of a bunch of german dudes – Fat men are more faithful . . . which makes sense if you think about it!

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