Like I said . . . every Friday my boy Lee will be kicking the tone of the weekend off with his moral advisories! Here is this weeks:
Well the weekend past and you survived. It wasn’t as eventful as you would have liked but you lived a little. This week brought much of the same drama you’re usually accustomed to. You need to shake things up a bit and get the planets re-aligned in your favor.
Everyone knows that one hottie that gives off the vibe that she has dirty potential but you just haven’t worked your game in that direction before. Well this is your week. Get in the mix a little, stop being the outsider and work it like a tip starving topless dancer.
Don’t worry about pushing the envelope. The lines are meant to be blurred this weekend and be positive!!!! If you hold her nose long enough she is bound to open her mouth to breath sooner or later and there is your window J Kick your game, say things you normally wouldn’t say and remember it’s better to ask for forgiveness then to seek out permission. If you get yelled at for smackin her ass, all good. 9 out of ten times you will get cursed out but that #10!!! Damn it man.. lol It’s worth the risk and in the process you had the opportunity of having 9 other asses that you touched to compare it too J
National statistics show that 1 out of every 50 women love to take it in the eye. 1 out of every 30 women will take it in the ass and 1 out of every 14 women will have sex on the first date with the proper amount of money and alcohol. Basic statistics would prove that your chances of encountering one of these fallen angels is pretty high. So get to the game and put your balls in the net. We will compare stories next week. And if you have none to share, you’re at a good website that will help you fill your sock…. L8R
