It has been a strong week for you my grasshopper! You are progressing down the path of enlightenment well. As you fine tune your inner 5 sounds we move on to phase two.. Strength in your career is Level 2. A wise man once told me “He who works hard should play hard”. Well we’ve been playing pretty hard so now it’s time to focus on the workplace.

Let your boss know that you have a revolutionary new concept that will raise productivity, boost moral and make you a shining star. Tell him you have invented a new model of employee track development. It’s called “inter-office-premarital-interdigitation” and it’s genius. Basically if you break it down to it’s most fundamental points what it states is that we should all bang our co-workers J These are the reasons why this is a good thing.

1) Next time someone needs to be told something and you’re not sure just how to word it…. Just say it! You have already done it! And there is nothing to hide. You have seen there “O” face! They have taken it right in the eye before!! This will increase efficiencies and open lines of communication in the workplace.

2) You will find yourself working harder because you want to get your shit done so you can go flirt with the person you’re either plugging or planning on plugging. Work will get done faster, you will work more hours and you will be more relaxed.

3) Nooner’s will become more commonplace. Setting the tone for a very open, relaxing second-half after lunch. This helps the day role along much better allowing you to focus on other things.

4) If you’re a real performer and you have been working the office, you might find yourself getting that raise and/or promotion you always wanted. This will build your confidence allowing you to try things at the office and make suggestions that could help the company in ways you would never have thought of doing before.

5) Last but not least….. It’s just plain fun to know that you’ve banged some of the people in your office. After a long hard day at work, you think briefly, chuckle and then go home.

There are more reasons why you should try these new concepts and spread the word. And don’t worry, you can always shoot me questions if things get tricky and you need some advice. I hope this will grow into a nice little feedback column where I can actually help point you people in the right directions.

And remember, you can make a difference! You can make this world a better place One office sex scandal at a time! When in doubt, hit me up and refer to your imaginary “What Would Lee Do” bracelet. It will show you the way……….. Peace out… It’s time for lunch and I am going to have a nooner with my co-worker while we discuss my project responsibilities

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