The only thing better than hooking up with a new girl is when she starts sucking your dick for the first time.
She does everything right (no teeth, plays with your balls, etc…) and then she looks up at you with those gorgeous eyes while your dick is in her mouth and says those magical words: “Warn me!”
FUCK!!! Now everything changes. You can’t enjoy yourself as much because NOW you have to focus on not blowing your load in her mouth before you ‘pull out’ because if THAT happens- your chances of fucking her are slim to none.

Don’t panic! Check out this site: http://www.dontspitswallow.com/ which shows all the benefits of ’swallowing’. Be sure to make it seem like you ran across this site ‘accidentally’ while doing important online research (instead of looking at porn;-)
While she is getting her education on how to suck you dry…
You can get your fix at: The Big Swallow
And if you say something stupid like “My last girlfriend swallowed” be sure to end that sentence with something like “and it cured her cancer!”

I made a post about Andi Pink over on my teen blog NN Teens Diary and they fucking loved her. I figured I would post some free galleries for you guys over here and see what you thinked.

http://www.freehostedpics.com/hg/andipink/…/andimakeup/
http://www.freehostedpics.com/hg/andipink/…/greensweater/
http://www.freehostedpics.com/hg/andipink/…/atthegym/

Porn is getting crazy . . . now we are coming out with sites focusing on mothers and daughters tag team fucking some lucky guy . . . this is border line crossing some boundries but it is all good . . . because it is hot!

A site launched last week by the name of Mother Daughter Fuck. Basically moms and daughters go out hunting for a guy they can both share . . . which really shouldn’t be too hard to find - who is gonna pass up a related cooze pie?!

Anyhow . . . Mother Daughter Fuck is one of my new favorite sites so I thought I would share it with ya.

Here are some free Mother Daughter Fuck galleries:

So I am reading all the odd shit that happens in the world off of the Reuters news wire this morning and I stumble across an article about a guy in germany that was caught scratching giant penis’ into a bunch of cars in a parking lot. Funny thing is the police suspect he is also responsible for 100’s of more pecker scratchings around the country . . . totaling around 350E in damage.

So I am thinking he is the same fuck that probably scratches his ex girlfriends name into the bathroom stall wall with her phone number and “Call for a good time”. The dude pleaded insanity and is now peeling the foil off those little chocolate easters eggs candies that are a motherfucker to eat.

So here is this weeks update from my findings on webshots . . . and I am pretty happy with it.

Enjoy Bitches

Lesbians are hot. Plain and simple. Just HOT… ‘Sapphic’ is a term used to sum up this finding and Sapphic Erotica is one of the best sites of its kind on the net. Here are a few ‘Free Gallery’ sites that pay tribute and provide proof that there really IS a God!
(Her name is Venus :-))

Click any image to enlarge the picture OR
Click the link below the picture to check out the FREE site:

Spreading Redheads

Lesbian Pool Party

Aimee’s Lesbian Desire

CLICK HERE for the free tour at Sapphic Erotica

Holy shit . . . this could be one of the coolest lesbian links I will ever post. Somebody over at Club Lez decided to make an encyclopedia of girls kissing seperated by different countries. Check out the link http://www.clublez.com/movies/a_world_of_girls_kissing/

Lets take a quick tour of this bad ass lesbian picture site:

Lets start with Denmark

And how about those German freaks

Check out girls kissing around the world over at http://www.clublez.com/movies/a_world_of_girls_kissing/

Good golly gosh . . . these pictures of Demi Moore’s hairy pussy almost scared me into celebacy. One of my worst fears is to meet a nice hot chick then make the move to downtown and get trapped in a forest of pubes . . . yes it is scary.

So you would think a chick as hot as Demi Moore would know a thing or two about trimming the old beaver - but in these old nudes you can see that she hadn’t shaped up in probably . . . forever.

Here are the shocking evidence that Demi Moore has a very hairy pussy!

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I am a sucker for looking into other peoples lives . . . whether it is reading their blogs or looking at their pictures. Some may say it is a bit scary but you would be suprised at some of the shit you may come across when looking around. This brings me to the topic of this post . . . Webshots ( http://www.webshots.com/ )

Webshots is basically just a photo community that will host your pictures so you can show them easily to your friends . . . however what alot of people don’t know is how to lock their albums. So on your daily stroll you may find some great amateur porn pictures being posted from a long distance relationship or my personal favorite is those embarressing party pics where a chicks thong is hanging our or something like that.

I guess I will start posting some of my favorites for you guys on a weekly basis or something. Hell if any of you are webshots addicts send me your favorites to ryan [@] naughtyempire.com and I will get them posted up.

To the good stuff we go . . .

Lets start out with a great Ibiza gallery . . . you know the hedonistic techno playground - http://community.webshots.com/album/171437709qhrprN

This is one of my personal favorites - this hot blonde and her friends that like to get crazy - http://community.webshots.com/album/416878861GvyZfm

Anyhow . . . I will keep em coming

Speaking of flash… How about a fun game of “Toss da’ bitch”!

Hours of frustration-releasing-theraputic fun!
O.K. I’m a liar Actually it’s more like 12min. or so of “how the hell do they make these things?” and “If I slam her hard enough against the bubbles will her top come off?” Enjoy!

Not alot of time to post today . . . however let me share with you a hot link of a bunch of flash files of girls lifting up their shirts

http://redbox.locutus.be/boobz/

Thank me later bitches

Okay boys and girls . . . it is time for me to release a new site . . . and I am raising the odds on this one. Basically I took totally hot niches . . . Interracial and Asses and threw them together with a spin . . . most big asses are found on black chicks - not this time around.

We’ve combed the coasts looking for the biggest white booty we could found . . . and well when you look you will find. So here we have PHAT WHITE BOOTY - The very first site to show off white girls with phat booty.

Head on over to http://www.phatwhitebooty.com/ and check out just what I mean.

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Good golly gosh . . . I am not sure how I missed out on this for so long. A friend directed me to my latest and favorite website . . . http://www.veganvixens.com/

So up till today I have been a loyal PETA hater . . . but there is something to be said about these animal loving hotties. Basically from what I gather they are a group of super hot chicks that strut their shit across the country using their looks to persuade the meat eaters of America to stop chomping down all of the meaty goodness that makes our lives so happy.

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So without getting into too much detail… I auditioned for a major “acting” gig a few days ago and got a call back. I was so excited I couldn’t stand it so I spend all week preparing myself for whatever they had ‘in store’ for me and after making it pretty far through the whole elimination process… I finally got CUT… For 2 days I was totally bummed/wasted. Tonight I find this site with gullible teen girls auditioning for what they think is some sort of TV or movie deal, only to find out that they are about to get fucked… LITERALLY!

Sounds kind of like they get the raw end of the deal but when I look back at my own recent experience… I would have left that audition with a MUCH better attitude had I gotten laid in the process!

Especially if it had been these Twin Teens from the Casting Couch site!

Want more? CLICK HERE!

Larry the Cable Guy said it best “You see one . . . you’re gonna wanna see the other”

Here is a quick post featuring Jessica Simpsons Nipple Slip . . . enough said

Thanks Gawker

So a friend of mine decided it was gonna be funny to send me a nice link for a trailer from an upcomming movie . . . titled ‘Underclassman’

So I go into it thinking it is porn related . . . right up my alley - instead I see a big ass picture of wannabe Backstreet Boy Nick Cannon . . . you may know him from his less known movies such as ‘Drumline’ and . . . well fuck I think that is it. Anyhow . . . he is a cop and he gets enrolled undercover as a student at a prep school. Lets just say he is no Will Smith . . . it takes a cool ass black man to pull off being the only niggnog on a campus of all white richy riches.

So of course - being a movie trailer they try to sell you on the sexy “Britney Spears” look alikes that make up the female body (haha) of the school. All I gotta say is the chicks are the saving grace of this movie . . . however if I go and see some blonde hottie buying Nick Cannon a bucket of fried chicken on daddies credit card I am going to openly try to sue Miramax for reparations of my white women.

Be it said “LEAVE OUR WHITE WOMEN ALONE”

I’m Out