Archive for August, 2005

Spit or Swallow?

Wednesday, August 31st, 2005

Swallow!

The only thing better than hooking up with a new girl is when she starts sucking your dick for the first time.
She does everything right (no teeth, plays with your balls, etc…) and then she looks up at you with those gorgeous eyes while your dick is in her mouth and says those magical words: “Warn me!”
FUCK!!! Now everything changes. You can’t enjoy yourself as much because NOW you have to focus on not blowing your load in her mouth before you ‘pull out’ because if THAT happens- your chances of fucking her are slim to none.

Don’t panic! Check out this site: http://www.dontspitswallow.com/ which shows all the benefits of ‘swallowing’. Be sure to make it seem like you ran across this site ‘accidentally’ while doing important online research (instead of looking at porn;-)
While she is getting her education on how to suck you dry…
You can get your fix at: The Big Swallow
And if you say something stupid like “My last girlfriend swallowed” be sure to end that sentence with something like “and it cured her cancer!”

Andi Pink Picture Galleries

Tuesday, August 30th, 2005

andi pink picture galleriesI made a post about Andi Pink over on my teen blog NN Teens Diary and they fucking loved her. I figured I would post some free galleries for you guys over here and see what you thinked.

http://www.freehostedpics.com/hg/andipink/…/andimakeup/
http://www.freehostedpics.com/hg/andipink/…/greensweater/
http://www.freehostedpics.com/hg/andipink/…/atthegym/

Mother Daughter Fuck

Monday, August 29th, 2005

Porn is getting crazy . . . now we are coming out with sites focusing on mothers and daughters tag team fucking some lucky guy . . . this is border line crossing some boundries but it is all good . . . because it is hot!

A site launched last week by the name of Mother Daughter Fuck. Basically moms and daughters go out hunting for a guy they can both share . . . which really shouldn’t be too hard to find – who is gonna pass up a related cooze pie?!

Anyhow . . . Mother Daughter Fuck is one of my new favorite sites so I thought I would share it with ya.

Here are some free Mother Daughter Fuck galleries:
mother daughter fuck galleries mother daughter fuck pics

Penis Scratcher

Sunday, August 28th, 2005

So I am reading all the odd shit that happens in the world off of the Reuters news wire this morning and I stumble across an article about a guy in germany that was caught scratching giant penis’ into a bunch of cars in a parking lot. Funny thing is the police suspect he is also responsible for 100’s of more pecker scratchings around the country . . . totaling around 350E in damage.

So I am thinking he is the same fuck that probably scratches his ex girlfriends name into the bathroom stall wall with her phone number and “Call for a good time”. The dude pleaded insanity and is now peeling the foil off those little chocolate easters eggs candies that are a motherfucker to eat.

Boobs, Bikinis and Strippers from Webshots

Saturday, August 27th, 2005

So here is this weeks update from my findings on webshots . . . and I am pretty happy with it.

boobs from webshots girl with hand down her bikini
strippers from webshotsgirl in white stalkings

Enjoy Bitches

Sapphic Erotica

Thursday, August 25th, 2005

Lesbians are hot. Plain and simple. Just HOT… ‘Sapphic’ is a term used to sum up this finding and Sapphic Erotica is one of the best sites of its kind on the net. Here are a few ‘Free Gallery’ sites that pay tribute and provide proof that there really IS a God!
(Her name is Venus :-))

Click any image to enlarge the picture OR
Click the link below the picture to check out the FREE site:

Spreading Redheads
Spreading Redheads

Lesbian Pool Party
Lesbian Pool Party

Aimee's Lesbian Desire
Aimee’s Lesbian Desire

CLICK HERE for the free tour at Sapphic Erotica

A World of Girls Kissing

Thursday, August 25th, 2005

Holy shit . . . this could be one of the coolest lesbian links I will ever post. Somebody over at Club Lez decided to make an encyclopedia of girls kissing seperated by different countries. Check out the link http://www.clublez.com/movies/a_world_of_girls_kissing/

Lets take a quick tour of this bad ass lesbian picture site:

Lets start with Denmark
girls from denmark kissing

And how about those German freaks
girls kissing from germany

Check out girls kissing around the world over at http://www.clublez.com/movies/a_world_of_girls_kissing/

Demi Moore’s Hairy Pussy

Saturday, August 20th, 2005

Good golly gosh . . . these pictures of Demi Moore’s hairy pussy almost scared me into celebacy. One of my worst fears is to meet a nice hot chick then make the move to downtown and get trapped in a forest of pubes . . . yes it is scary.

demi moore nude

So you would think a chick as hot as Demi Moore would know a thing or two about trimming the old beaver – but in these old nudes you can see that she hadn’t shaped up in probably . . . forever.

Here are the shocking evidence that Demi Moore has a very hairy pussy!

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Webshots > Serving Peeping Tom’s since 2001

Thursday, August 18th, 2005

I am a sucker for looking into other peoples lives . . . whether it is reading their blogs or looking at their pictures. Some may say it is a bit scary but you would be suprised at some of the shit you may come across when looking around. This brings me to the topic of this post . . . Webshots ( http://www.webshots.com/ )

Webshots is basically just a photo community that will host your pictures so you can show them easily to your friends . . . however what alot of people don’t know is how to lock their albums. So on your daily stroll you may find some great amateur porn pictures being posted from a long distance relationship or my personal favorite is those embarressing party pics where a chicks thong is hanging our or something like that.

I guess I will start posting some of my favorites for you guys on a weekly basis or something. Hell if any of you are webshots addicts send me your favorites to ryan [@] naughtyempire.com and I will get them posted up.

To the good stuff we go . . .

Lets start out with a great Ibiza gallery . . . you know the hedonistic techno playground – http://community.webshots.com/album/171437709qhrprN
naked ibiza pictures

This is one of my personal favorites – this hot blonde and her friends that like to get crazy – http://community.webshots.com/album/416878861GvyZfm
girls in bathtub

Anyhow . . . I will keep em coming

Girl Toss

Wednesday, August 17th, 2005

Speaking of flash… How about a fun game of “Toss da’ bitch”!

rag doll

Hours of frustration-releasing-theraputic fun!
O.K. I’m a liar 😉 Actually it’s more like 12min. or so of “how the hell do they make these things?” and “If I slam her hard enough against the bubbles will her top come off?” Enjoy!