So I am reading all the odd shit that happens in the world off of the Reuters news wire this morning and I stumble across an article about a guy in germany that was caught scratching giant penis’ into a bunch of cars in a parking lot. Funny thing is the police suspect he is also responsible for 100’s of more pecker scratchings around the country . . . totaling around 350E in damage.

So I am thinking he is the same fuck that probably scratches his ex girlfriends name into the bathroom stall wall with her phone number and “Call for a good time”. The dude pleaded insanity and is now peeling the foil off those little chocolate easters eggs candies that are a motherfucker to eat.

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