Archive for September, 2005

Lookout for them pesky pornographers!

Tuesday, September 27th, 2005

Italian vacationers admiring the view from a fairground Ferris wheel at the Munich Oktoberfest got more than they bargained for when a porn shoot suddenly began inside their cabin, authorities said on Friday.

Having settled down to enjoy a leisurely spin on the wheel at the famous beer festival, the group of Italians were quite unprepared for the arrival of two men toting cameras and a woman who started to use a vibrator.

Unable to stop the shoot, the Italians informed local police, who promptly arrested the actress and her crew, a political scientist and a 25-year-old student.

“They said they weren’t doing it for commercial reasons but that they wanted to see how visitors would react,” police said. The three have been charged with public indecency.

Beyonce’s Boobies

Tuesday, September 27th, 2005

beyonce boobiesSo there has been so much drama about pop singer Beyonce Knowles tits that she had to go on her tv show and have a examination live to prove you fucks wrong . . . lemme ask . . . if those boobies are fake then how the fuck can they do this >

I rest my case

Melissa Theuriau’s Website

Monday, September 26th, 2005

Oh yes . . . the same french news reporter i want to move to france for Melissa Theuriau has her very own website . . .

Creamed Feet –

Sunday, September 25th, 2005

So I don’t really get it but maybe you guys will like this shit. Time to announce a new site that is target to girls that like to stroke guys dicks with they feet then let you come all over their toes . . . wierd maybe . . . but obviously some of you like this stuff! The site in question is called Creamed Feet

Her are some sample pictures:
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Sample movies > Creamed Feet

Jenny McCarthy Pees on Howard

Sunday, September 25th, 2005

So you gotta love Jenny McCarthy . . . I know I had numerous posters of her on my walls in my adolescence . . . however I think she may have set a new record even for herself for fucked up things to do in public.

Howard Stern has an infamous tickle chair that he got Jenny to sit in . . . and I guess that fucker really works because within minutes she had a nice big wet spot between her legs!

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Phone Bin

Saturday, September 17th, 2005

Huh . . . so who would have thought to make a website were everyone in the world can send their cellphone pictures to . . . PhoneBin die

This site is actually pretty cool . . . spackled with random bits of nudity like girls flashing their tits or some pervert snapping pictures without the girls looking . . . you know . . . all the cool shit.

Beware . . . seems like some of the twinks have found out and you get a random cock shot in the eye . . . but the titties balance shit out.

Once again for the de-de-der kids

Georgia on My Mind

Friday, September 16th, 2005

Well . . . looks like I may be moving up to ATL . . . hotlanta . . . whatever the fuck you want to call it

Can you blame me?

Girls After School

Thursday, September 15th, 2005

Since it is pretty obvious Melissa Theuriau isn’t going to strip like they do on The Naked News… I thought back to a girl I saw a few weeks back doing a strip tease masturbation thing on one of my favorite sites. Her name is Madison and if you close one eye while you are stroking your other “one-eyed-lil’-buddy”… it’s almost like it’s her!
So go check out: Girls After School for the videos of this total BABE in action as well as a bunch of other awesome hard-core/ball-draining videos and picture slideshows (a really cool ‘hands-free’ feature!)
Is she looking at me? Marry me! Yum!

Moving to France to watch the News with Melissa Theuriau

Saturday, September 10th, 2005

I don’t give a shit if I can’t speak French . . . my ass is getting on the next plane to France and I will stay in my hotel watching the news for an entire week. Not only will this be a great learning experience for me . . . but I may also set the world record for pulling the pud in a week.

Why you may ask? Melissa Theuriau – she is a french newscaster like no other . . . she may as well be turned into the Goddess of News

I have a bunch of these pictures but I am gonna post them 4 at a time to string you fuckers along:

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Melissa Theuriau Melissa Theuriau pics

The 3 B’s – Backrub, Blowjob, Breakfast

Friday, September 9th, 2005

On any given day all you need in life is these three things . . . a backrub – a blowjob – and some breakfast . . . THE 3 B’S

Its been a long day . . . hard night in the club, rough day at work . . . whatever your ailment is a sure fire way to unwind is getting a backrub from your girl. There are few things in life that step to this ecspecialy if your chick can throw down a good one. Once you are all unwound I have found that if your girl just flips you over and gives you the blowjob of a lifetime the stakes cannot get any better . . . it will surely be one of the best orgasmic experiences you will have – so pass out.

If your chick wakes you up the next morning with some breakfast – whether she made it or ran to the waffle house to pick it up – you marry that bitch on the spot.

Live your life by the 3 B’s and too can be as happy as me.

BTW: Taylor Bow gives the best blowjobs.