Italian vacationers admiring the view from a fairground Ferris wheel at the Munich Oktoberfest got more than they bargained for when a porn shoot suddenly began inside their cabin, authorities said on Friday.

Having settled down to enjoy a leisurely spin on the wheel at the famous beer festival, the group of Italians were quite unprepared for the arrival of two men toting cameras and a woman who started to use a vibrator.

Unable to stop the shoot, the Italians informed local police, who promptly arrested the actress and her crew, a political scientist and a 25-year-old student.

“They said they weren’t doing it for commercial reasons but that they wanted to see how visitors would react,” police said. The three have been charged with public indecency.

So there has been so much drama about pop singer Beyonce Knowles tits that she had to go on her tv show and have a examination live to prove you fucks wrong . . . lemme ask . . . if those boobies are fake then how the fuck can they do this > http://www.heavy.com/heavy.php?videoPath=/content/contagious/flash_video/beyonce456

I rest my case

Oh yes . . . the same french news reporter i want to move to france for Melissa Theuriau has her very own website . . .

http://www.theuriau.com/

So I don’t really get it but maybe you guys will like this shit. Time to announce a new site that is target to girls that like to stroke guys dicks with they feet then let you come all over their toes . . . wierd maybe . . . but obviously some of you like this stuff! The site in question is called Creamed Feet

Her are some sample pictures:

Sample movies > Creamed Feet

So you gotta love Jenny McCarthy . . . I know I had numerous posters of her on my walls in my adolescence . . . however I think she may have set a new record even for herself for fucked up things to do in public.

Howard Stern has an infamous tickle chair that he got Jenny to sit in . . . and I guess that fucker really works because within minutes she had a nice big wet spot between her legs!

Huh . . . so who would have thought to make a website were everyone in the world can send their cellphone pictures to . . . PhoneBin die

This site is actually pretty cool . . . spackled with random bits of nudity like girls flashing their tits or some pervert snapping pictures without the girls looking . . . you know . . . all the cool shit.

Beware . . . seems like some of the twinks have found out and you get a random cock shot in the eye . . . but the titties balance shit out.

Once again for the de-de-der kids http://www.phonebin.com/

Well . . . looks like I may be moving up to ATL . . . hotlanta . . . whatever the fuck you want to call it

Can you blame me?

Since it is pretty obvious Melissa Theuriau isn’t going to strip like they do on The Naked News… I thought back to a girl I saw a few weeks back doing a strip tease masturbation thing on one of my favorite sites. Her name is Madison and if you close one eye while you are stroking your other “one-eyed-lil’-buddy”… it’s almost like it’s her!
So go check out: Girls After School for the videos of this total BABE in action as well as a bunch of other awesome hard-core/ball-draining videos and picture slideshows (a really cool ‘hands-free’ feature!)

I don’t give a shit if I can’t speak French . . . my ass is getting on the next plane to France and I will stay in my hotel watching the news for an entire week. Not only will this be a great learning experience for me . . . but I may also set the world record for pulling the pud in a week.

Why you may ask? Melissa Theuriau - she is a french newscaster like no other . . . she may as well be turned into the Goddess of News

I have a bunch of these pictures but I am gonna post them 4 at a time to string you fuckers along:

On any given day all you need in life is these three things . . . a backrub - a blowjob - and some breakfast . . . THE 3 B’S

Its been a long day . . . hard night in the club, rough day at work . . . whatever your ailment is a sure fire way to unwind is getting a backrub from your girl. There are few things in life that step to this ecspecialy if your chick can throw down a good one. Once you are all unwound I have found that if your girl just flips you over and gives you the blowjob of a lifetime the stakes cannot get any better . . . it will surely be one of the best orgasmic experiences you will have - so pass out.

If your chick wakes you up the next morning with some breakfast - whether she made it or ran to the waffle house to pick it up - you marry that bitch on the spot.

Live your life by the 3 B’s and too can be as happy as me.

BTW: Taylor Bow gives the best blowjobs.

Oh yes . . . the picture says it all . . . my favorite illegal teen has been playing on someone elses pogo stick . . . much to my demise!

Fuck that slut.

No really though . . . Hilary Duff is one of my favorite chicks - right up there with old school Britney Spears. I guess the paparazzi caught her in a picture with a see through purse that you can easily see a picture of a Trojan Condom through. Sadly enough it is reported that she is dating Joel Madden from the punkie band Good Charlotte . . .

Fuck you Joel Madden . . . If my little brother didn’t like your music so much I would try to get charges brought up on your craddle robbing ass!

Here is the pic . . .

So I am trying to get more traffic to this fucking thing . . . I will be honest! So check out a good toplist full of all sorts of blogs just like mine

http://www.toppornblogs.com/cgi-bin/toplist/in.cgi?id=naughty

Do it for the love of all things naughty!

So I was over at College Humor and they had a great link to a photo blog or some shit . . . so I clicked it and BAM - I was smacked in the face with some candid pictures that one sexy girl takes with her cell phone . . . oh and some of her dog as well.

This girl is not the hottest chick that I have ever seen . . . but she can work that fucking cell phone camera like a champ . . . here is some samples

Now go check out her entire site http://lovevslust.textamerica.com/

So you guys remember when I brought you Charlotte Church’s Topless Pictures well today I am bringing you something that I personally think is hotter . . . how about that ass!

Ahh yes that fine ass plump behind . . . she looks like she should be on my new website Phat White Booty to be honest with you. So there were rumors that Charlotte Church’s boy toy was a flaming homosexual . . . but fucken a . . . these pictures definately prove that idea wrong. Here are the rest and you guys oh me one.

It is labor day . . . a really good excuse for getting rediculously drunk and doing stupid shit like lighting your foot on fire or punching holes in your neighbors walls (lookout for the studs). Honestly labor day is my second favorite holiday because it is such a chill one that doesn’t require having to spend money on other people and it normally involves very tasty pork products. Anyhow - another good by product of drunk labor day parties is drunken labor day sluts. Lets celebrate the launch of Party Hard Whores with some movies of bitches getting nuts . . . literally

Ahh yes the big boobied drunken coed . . . there is a god

Yea hers are pretty big too and she can do this cool thing with her tongue

Oh goodness . . . this chick is on a boat and she is showing her boobies which just so happen to be pierced . . . which is pretty fuckin hot if you ask me

Anyhow . . . all of these movies are on a brand new site called Party Hard Whores

Just another reason why I despise strip clubs . . . check this shit out

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - An angry San Diego topless dancer pulled out a knife and stabbed a customer after he refused a lap dance, police said on Thursday.

Lawanda Dixon, 24, was arrested for assault with a deadly weapon shortly after the altercation with 33-year-old Melik Jordan at the Dream Girls Cabaret early on Wednesday, San Diego police Det. Gary Hassen said.

“He was in the club with some friends watching the shows when she came up and asked if he wanted a lap dance,” Hassen said. “He said no, she got upset about it, they argued back and forth. She pulled knife out of her bag and stabbed him.”

Dixon was taken into custody and police found methamphetamine in a small metal container in Dixon’s bag, Hassen said, adding that she may face drug charges. Officers also confiscated a small folding knife.

Jordan was treated for his injuries and released by a local hospital.

Your eyes meet across a crowded room… the atmosphere is charged with desire… you approach, cool and composed… and knock ‘em dead with a line like…

1. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

2. I’m new in town, could I have directions to your house?

3. You have to tell me your name, because last night in my dreams, I could only call you ‘baby’…

4. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock…

5. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

6. At the office copy machine “Reproducing eh? Can I help?”

7. Hi I’m conducting a feel test of how many women have pierced nipples…

8. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come and talk to you…

9. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I’m the only one talking to you…

10. Have you ever played naked leap frog?

This post is basically written to comment on my buddy Jay’s ultimate thought output on the recent tragedy in the south. Here is a quick excerpt of his post

It’s a real pity what happened to New Orleans – the town rivals even Vegas as a top-notch Den of Iniquity — great food, great culture, and just a damn good time. New Orleans is easily one of my favorite places on this Earth — it will always have a special place in my heart and rotting liver. It is my fondest hope that The Big Easy can return to its former glory soon, so I may bask in its decadence once again.

Ridiculously enough — Louisiana Governor, Kathleen Blanco, thinks we should have a day of Prayer to save her storm ravaged state. Yeah, that makes a lot of sense…definitely a lot more sense that helping the Army Corp of Engineers patching the two football-sized holes in the levees that are the cities only line of defense against 30 feet of watery death. It sure would help a lot more evacuating the 30,000 people still trapped with no toilets or electricity in the Superdome. Phew! Maybe you can just have Moses grab everyone on the Ark?

Read the rest Jays Sex Blog

Basically he could not have put it better . . . take some action and donate time or money . . . I know you have one or the other
Red Cross Donation Form

I don’t give a shit if it is $10 bucks . . . you fuckers better help out.