Archive for October, 2005

AHCG 10/11 - Todays Coeds Competing

Tuesday, October 11th, 2005

Oh boy . . . the America’s Hottest College Girl contest is heating up . . . today’s first round is probably a quick look at some very possible final four chicks . . . so here . . . do what you do best

chelsea s VS bridget s
Get your vote in

claire h VS melanie g
Pick the winner

Back Dimples

Tuesday, October 11th, 2005

Oh boy . . . finally I have found someone that has a fine appreciation of the lower back as I have. Lets take some time to focus on back dimples. Basically back dimples appear on the lower back normally when a chick arches her ass out a little bit. The deal here is that no back dimple is exactly the same . . . so I have gathered some together for you guys to check out:


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Americas Hottest College Girl 2005

Monday, October 10th, 2005

It is that time of year . . . college is in session and we need to find that perfect coed that is worthy of being crowned “America’s Hottest College Girl 2005″

This contest is hosted by College Humor and Le Tigre and it features the hottest college chicks from around the country.

Here is Todays Matches:
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Pick Your Winner

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Paris Screwing by the Pool

Sunday, October 9th, 2005

Haha fooled you motherfuckers

paris screwing by the pool

Beware of Clothes

Saturday, October 8th, 2005

Not quite sure how I stumbled upon this one . . . however it is a pretty cool look into the way that clothes can truly effect the way you are portrayed.

Basically what they have done is take a collection of girls from all makes and models and stood them and took clothed then naked pictures . . . you would be really suprised at what you find - sometimes it is a cute dressed chick with the body of a walrus . . . or it might be a 80’s retro sweatshirt that throws you off that perfect 10 . . . what do we have to learn from this . . . always check under the hood

http://www.incident.net/works/miseanu/nues.html

Britney Spears Sex Tape Rumored

Friday, October 7th, 2005

Oh gosh . . . the apocalypse is upon us. I, just like all of you - have wasted away countless hours staring into the boob tube watching pre-whitetrash days wondering what it would be like to break her in two. Well boys and girls you may just get your wish . . . however it seems like it is going a bit harder breaking her in two seeing that this tape was made while she was pregnant. What a bitch . . . all this wait and we get to see the damaged goods!

Here’s what the Sun had to say about it:

By BECI WOOD
Sun Online
BRITNEY Spears and Kevin Federline reportedly fear a steamy home video is about to be made public.

A member of the singer’s entourage is believed to have copied one of the couple’s personal video tapes – allegedly recorded while Britney was still expecting baby son Sean Preston - and is threatening to release it.

A source told America’s US Weekly magazine: “He has threatened to release raunchy footage of the two taken before Spears looked pregnant.”

During her pregnancy, Britney confessed her sex life was the best it had ever been.

The sexy singer insisted her bedroom romps with husband Kevin had been red hot since she conceived.

She confessed at the time: “I think it’s the best. Sex is crazy good.”

Britney also stunned viewers on her reality TV show Chaotic after she was shown begging Kevin for sex.

The blonde babe, who was not married to former dancer Kevin when the footage was shot, brands the couple’s bedroom antics “so good” before begging her 26-year-old lover to let her take the day off from her Onyx tour last year “to just f*** all day”.

I have a new blog bitches

Thursday, October 6th, 2005

http://www.lightspeed-blog.com/

You know the Lightspeed Girls . . . Tawnee Stone . . . Jordan Capri . . . well I have taken my love for them and made a new blog that will focus daily on a new Lightspeed Girl . . . jump on the bandwagon and go check it out

Lightspeed Girls Blog

Accepting Photos of Dead Iraqi’s and Afgans in trade for porn passes

Thursday, October 6th, 2005

Haha . . . this is sort of a joke . . . in regards to the following article over at cnn.com

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/09/28/web.photos/index.html

WASHINGTON (CNN) — The U.S. Army is investigating reports that troops took photographs of dead Iraqis and traded them to a pornographic Web site in return for access to that site, Army sources said Wednesday.

So fuck it . . . I will give out passes as well . . . hell if you are in the military over in that hell hole hit me up and I will hook you up with some free passes just because

Paris Hilton Whores herself out for Hurricane Victims

Wednesday, October 5th, 2005

From the Double Agent

Jamie Foxx recently took bids for dates with several stars at a charity bash held in Miami Beach to aid the victims of Hurricane Katrina.

Paris Hilton was brought to tears when one bidder offered $200,000 to spend New Year’s Eve with her.“It’s so generous. I’m crying right now,” she said.

Colin Farrell was also on the block that night. When nervous bidders weren’t forthcoming with their bids, Foxx asked for group bids.

A group of 10 friends bid $10,000 for a date with Farrell, while another woman doubled it for her own one-night stand.

Farrell also helped to up the funds himself by paying $50,000 for a portrait of the late Ray Charles.

I am all about the selling off ass . . . $200k for Paris though . . . that bid had better be fueled by lost loved ones or a shear love of humanity.

Christians Rule of Thumb for Porn

Tuesday, October 4th, 2005

This is from http://www.sexinchrist.com/pornography.html

Many readers have written in to ask us about pornography. Is it acceptable for Christians to view adult entertainment? Our stance on pornography is directly informed by our position on sex and sexuality with regards to Christianity. Depending on the circumstances, the act of intercourse can be either a defilement of the body and soul through lust and indulgence of the senses, or it can be a celebration of God-given sexuality that uplifts the bodies and spirits of both partners. Likewise, pornography could be either degrading and sinful (as it almost always is), or it could depict acts that, when viewed appropriately, could enhance the sexual and sensual relationships of believers.
Erotica with Biblical Foundations

Consider the Song of Solomon, a deeply sensual and erotic book of the Bible, which describes in lyrical detail the sexual and romantic relationship between a bride and bridegroom. Their dialogue relates to spiritual matters, but relates spirituality through a loving physical relationship between husband and wife. This is the model of erotic “edutainment” that we are proposing. We believe that under the right circumstances, and given the correct content, such adult media has the potential to enrich the sexual lives of married Christian partners.

Of course, there is little, if any adult entertainment currently on the market that reflects these values and would be a good choice for Christians. That leads us to call for a new kind of porn – porn that upholds the Christian ethos. Christ-centered porn, made to be viewed by Christians and tailored to their unique needs. We challenge Christians in the adult industry (yes, they do exist – and you know who you are) to step up and truly walk their walk and live their faith by producing pornography that men and women of God can view without compromising their relationship with their Savior, or their relationship with their spouse.

Christians have so many questions about sexuality: what is acceptable or not, how to express sexual desires to their husband or wife, how to have a more fulfilling sex life, and much more. Unfortunately, few in the church are willing to talk openly and in detail about these matters. Most sexual guides for Christians are vague or coy, glossing over graphic details. Believers need sexual resources that are unafraid to actually demonstrate and show them what healthy sexuality in a Christian marriage looks like. For these reasons, we believe there is both a need and a demand for Christian adult entertainment, and so we are issuing this manifesto calling for a new paradigm in pornography.
Toward a Framework for Christian Porn

* It must depict only married couples engaging in sexual acts.
This means that any sexual partners in a Christian porn production must be husband and wife, both on and off screen. All actors must be married in real life and portray married couples onscreen. And they must only be depicted having sex with their wedded spouses.
* It must portray sex within the context of a Christian marriage.
It must be apparent through the actions, behaviors, and speech of the characters portrayed that they are Christian, lead a Christian lifestyle, and have a marriage in which their faith is central. This could be depicted in a variety of ways, with scenes showing a couple praying together, studying the Bible, attending church or church functions, and generally relating to one another as loving Christian spouses outside of the bedroom.
* It must be instructional.
Part of the mission of Christian pornography is to graphically educate married believers in how to achieve more sexual pleasure, intimacy, and closeness in their relationships. It can do this by dramatizing various sexual techniques and positions so that couples can learn how to incorporate them into their lovemaking routines. In their onscreen roles, the actors should model both correct sexual techniques and appropriate sexual attitudes, by being respectful and treating one another’s bodies as the sacred gift from God that they are.
* Husband and wife must both receive their due benevolence.
This is in keeping with the scriptural mandate of I Corinthians 7:3, which says “Let the husband render unto the wife due benevolence: and likewise also the wife unto the husband.” This means that both sex partners must be shown getting equal pleasure and sexual attention from one another.
* No extramarital sex, unless it is to illustrate the downfalls of adultery.
The spouses in a Christian porn production must never have adulterous relations, unless they (and their partner in extramarital crime) suffer and are punished fittingly for their sins. (In deference to modern conventions, the punishment does not have to be one mandated by scripture, i.e., being stoned to death.)
* It must be uplifting and inspirational, focusing on strengthening Christian marriage and Christian faith.
Christian porn must have an overall positive message. Of course, its primary message would be to demonstrate the sacred use of sexuality and sensuality to reinforce the bonds of Christian marriage. But in all other respects, it should affirm Christian values of community, family, faith, honesty, charity, and so forth. It should show that having a joyous and fulfilling married sex life is one of the fruits of following the path of righteousness.
* No profanity.
Although exclamations of pleasure are acceptable, as are the natural sounds and vocalizations of lovemaking, Christian porn should contain no profanity or swearing. The participants should address each other lovingly and respectfully at all times. Of course, it goes without saying that the actors will not take the Lord’s name in vain, nor that of his Son.

The Correct Use of Christian Porn
The primary purpose of Christian pornography is to allow married Christian couples to better celebrate their sexuality in order to become more intimate with each other and enjoy a closer walk with the Lord. We envision married couples watching these films or videos together, using them to initiate a frank and open dialogue about sexuality and their own sexual relationship, and then applying the techniques illustrated in the films and incorporating them into their own lovemaking. Watching Christian porn is not intended to replace sex in the marriage, nor is its purpose simply to arouse the sexual appetites of the husband and wife, but to encourage them to use their sexual drives to a higher purpose.

The point of Christian pornography is not to provide material for the fantasies of individuals to use for their own gratification or to fuel masturbation. Although masturbation in itself is not wrong, the highest purpose of Christian porn is to enrich the sexual relationship between believers. It is not primarily intended to be used by individuals to inflame their own desires or as a substitute for a relationship. Under some circumstances, an individual might be justified in viewing this material on his or her own. For example, if the purpose of viewing the pornography is ultimately in the service of the marriage, if a man wanted to become better instructed in how to please his wife orally, or if a wife needed help getting in touch with her sexuality in order to be more open to intimacy with her husband.

Likewise, a single person might find Christian porn instructional if it better prepares them for relating to their future spouse. One of the complaints against conventional pornography is that it creates unrealistic expectations about sex and warps the viewer’s attitudes towards sexuality and the opposite sex. This argument could not be made against Christian porn, because it would be presenting a healthy and realistic representation of married Christian sexual life, and would be modeling correct and respectful husband-wife relationships, creating a positive vision for what can be expected in a future marriage.