Ah yes . . . once again MySpace came through for me . . . I was getting pretty bored there for a little while simply because there was not enough time for my to sift through all of the mindless gelatin that makes up college people’s lives in order to find photographic excellence . . . however today I found the holy grail

Yea . . . I think today I will go ahead and retire from posting myspace pictures . . . not sure this one will ever be topped.

Here are the suspects:

Haters step up . . . I gotta story to tell.

So 2 weeks ago I went out to Los Angeles for a adult webmaster convention . . . which normally are not my favorite things in the world. However this one had a special spin to it . . . We were invited to the holy grail of all places . . . the Playboy Mansion!

So it goes down like this . . . we meet at a hotel to catch one of those limo bus things around 8 . . . and off we headed up into the hills. About 20 minutes later we arrive at the back gate of the Playboy Mansion . . . look out motherfuckers. We were the first ones to get there so the cod to rod ratio of playmates to fuckups was pretty strong . . . so we took advantage of the odds and laid down some game . . . who was I trying to fool . . . these are fucking playmates!

So that is Jay from Jays XXX Links on the left - me in the center - and our boy from OC Cash JC on the right. And yes . . . that sure is an abundance of Playmate pussy directly in front of us!

So after we pillage the land of all the houderves being brought around and the rest of the party shows up we go into recluse mode and start checking out the place . . . first stop - the Grotto! From there we went on the bird and monkey walk . . . what a trip that was . . . there is a complete fucking rainforest in his backyard . . . pretty damn pimp.

So after we did the sightseeing it was time to focus on the open bar . . . the playmates had their hands full with the not as distinguished side of our industry. Plus we were throwing a party at the Lucky Strike shortly after the Playboy party so we had to get going.

Our limo showed up and we were off to the Lucky Strike to get shit in line for our party . . .

To sum it all up . . . I left the Playboy Mansion early to go Bowling . . .

Good golly gosh . . . I am not sure how the Milton Twins pull this shit off to be honest with you! Check out this Naughty Empire gallery of our two favorite teen sex freaks as they both take on one dude.

Man since I debuted the Milton Twins two weeks ago you guys have been going nuts about them . . . so I thought I would get your some more of these tasty brace wearing twins!

Could you imagine fucking the same guy as your sister . . . at the same time! That is what the MiltonTwins are all about . . . they don’t seem to care . . . which is pretty neat. So yea . . . here is a quick gallery of both of the Milton Twins getting down and dirty on some lucky motherfucker. Enjoy bitches

So one of my new favorite sites is Cali Teens basically because the girls on their are not always that hot . . . every now and then you get a bad egg and you know things are real. However in todays case this chick is hot.

Her name is Jacinta and I can’t tell what ethnicity she is . . . probably a little black and white mix . . . but without a doubt Jacinta has it going on! Here are some pictures of Jacinta getting down and dirty for the Cali Girls Camera

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Here is your daily link to a hot babelog posting that I have found . . . her name is Veronica and boy o boy she is a hottie. In this collection she is wearing nothing but a white tank and a white thong . . . you can’t really go wrong.

Okay . . . who the fuck knows what “Pure Bodywear” means but it is the slogan for the new clothing company Sloggi. But who really gives a shit about that anyhow . . . what I am here to talk about today is their advertising prowess and the ability to work in scantily clad hotties wearing just about nothing . . . Sloggi has my business and I don’t even know where to buy their shit. Anyhow . . . check out the sloggi girls . . . you won’t be mad at me.

JT over at Deadly Hippos wrote a killer article about the 17 Guys that can fuck your girlfriend and you can’t bitch about

Here is a quick excerpt

We’ve all been there. Whether you were watching a movie, a TV show, a sporting event, anything, and your girl hints at the fact that she thinks another man is good looking. You aren’t sure how to react to this “over-share” of information. Should you be mad? Should you just let it slide? What is a real man to do?

Well my friends, there are three different types of men in the world and they will react to this tidbit of knowledge in the following ways:

1.) Guy who gets pissed at his girl - This man is a control freak and can’t handle his woman not being submissive at all times. This slip of the tongue alone will cost his woman a rather significant beating, no telling what he’ll do if she actually cheats on him. The next day she will tell her coworkers that she slipped on the ice… they will know the truth.

2.) Guy who doesn’t care - This man is so laid back and easy going that his girl would have to be literally sleeping with his best friend in front of him, while repeatedly kicking his dog and calling his mama foul names in order to get a reaction out of him. Many girls can’t handle this type of man because they think he doesn’t care. In most cases he doesn’t. If he catches his girl cheating he will most likely just leave her and move on with little to no drama. Unless she is extraordinarily hot, in which case he will bang her one more time before moving on. (this is the category I fall in)

3.) Guy who gets pissed at the other dude - We’ve all heard the saying don’t hate the player hate the game. Well this guy hates both of them and will kick the shit out of them if they ever lay a hand on his girl! In fact don’t even look at his girl. Why are you staring at his girl from across the room? Because he will march right over and smack the hell out of you right in front of the minister. He doesn’t care if its his wedding. You better not look at his girl!

The problem with these guys is that there is a gaping loophole that they may not know about. There are a group of individuals out there who you cannot, under any circumstances, get mad at your girl for boning. In fact, you would be disappointed to learn that your girl had passed up a chance to bed one of these select few.

Oh man you guys know how I love to find public shots of Camel Toes on celebrities . . . hell I think if I were a chick I would purposely do some of this shit. Anyhow . . . today I bring you a nice picture of a camel toe shot from the one and only Christina Aguilera . . . or as I like to call her Xtina . . . whore

Oh boy . . . that at that venus meat trap hanging down . . . kinda scary actually! Still doesn’t beat my favorite camel toe picture yet . . . the famous Paris Hilton Camel Toe shot!

I like an occasional dose of Asian poon . . . but all and all I like to stick to my white girls. However if you have ever watched asian porn in the last 5 years you will know Akira . . . she is kind of the matron of Asian bitches in the porn world . . . and in this picture set it kinda shows. Granted her fake tits look like they belong on a 22 year old that face of hers looks like it has been worked over a few times. Anyhow . . . heres to an oldie but goodie . . . Akira

Okay it is pretty rare that I come across a picture gallery in which the girl has big tits and I like it. But this gallery of Zdenka has me at salute . . . its probably because she reaks of eastern european sluttyness . . . but hey . . . I dig that shit! Check out this free gallery of Zdenka as she pulls off her purple panties and gets all naked for ya

Okay so these girls are no Milton Twins but they are cousins . . . and they are naked . . . and they are letting guys take naked pictures of them - so they are not all that bad in my book. Another pretty cool gallery from our buddy at Choke That Chicken.

Yea you heard it here first . . . Brazilian girls may be the hottest chicks on the planet . . . They have given us supermodel Giselle - Brazil Bang and a ton of other great material. Here is a pretty hot gallery from my buddy over at Choke the Chicken of a sweet looking 20 something year old Brazilian babe modeling nude outside in the alley. Pretty good stuff

You know this chick is cold . . . but this picture kinda takes me back to the good ole days of fishing with my grandpa . . . he would be so proud of me now!

Sina Schielke just grabbed a special place in my heart . . . I cannot pronounce her last name . . . but I bet she can say Papi - which is good enough for me. So Sina Schielke is an Olympic sprinter from the motherland . . . Germany. Sina Schielke started out pretty quirky looking but she has blossomed into a wonderful toned work of mastubatory succulence! She has taken herself out of the spotlight of the track and gotten half naked for tons of photo shoots including the dutch Maxim . . . oh yes . . . those pictures are below.

This 24 year beauty is gonna be running in the next Olympics so make sure you get that shit tivo’d . . . here are some pictures till then.

Our friends over at I Don’t Like You in that Way have put up some really great pictures from the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show . . . you are right . . . they don’t suck!

Here are my favorites then make sure to go check out the whole gallery over there http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/

So it has been all over the news . . . I am just too fucking busy to talk about some of this stuff. Today is the day I will break down the entire drama over the two Carolina Panther’s cheerleaders that we caught in a bathroom stall over the weekend doing naughty things to each other.

The two girls at question are Angela Keathley (26) and Renee Thomas (20). There were at a local watering hole called Banana Joe’s when they decided they just couldn’t wait to get back to their houses to start chomping on the muff burger. So the two Carolina Panthers cheerleaders took their desires into the bathroom stall. Along comes a chick that needs to use the restroom and she hears the two cheerleaders going at it in the bathroom stall and gets pissy (no pun intended!). This all results in a physical altercation that lands both of the Panther girls in the clink for the night.

Good news is that because of all of this the famous nudie magazine Penthouse has approached the two Carolina Panther cheerleaders with the opportunity to do a full spread in the magazine to express their lesbian angst . . . now how fun would that be!

So I just got done listening to the entire discography of Rancid and I am feeling a little angst . . . so lets throw down some galleries for dirty punk rock chicks . . . you know you love em. Something about a chick covered in nautical star tattoos that screams . . . I AM A SLUT . . . but I know it is not always the case . . . but these girls prove me right!

So I can’t really tell what Kandee is . . . maybe hispanic . . . maybe italian . . . you guys help me our here. However one this for sure is that Kandee is a pretty hot brunette with big ole titties. Check Kandee out in this free gallery from the website she is on . . . caliteens.com. In this gallery you get to see Kandee strip down into a nice sheer set of bra and panties . . . pretty hot if you ask me.

Get more pictures over the hump

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Ahh the day has been a long time coming but one of my favorite sites has just launched . . . The Milton Twins

I am sure you have seen the Milton Twins doing very naughty things on the internet for about the last year under the names Cherish and Kali . . . but they are now sworn to just one website . . . and that is their own . . . miltontwins.com!

I cannot even begin to tell you how naughty Marissa and Melissa Milton are . . . honestly they ride the line of incestual relations quite well . . . lets just say they are their own best fans! Hands down the Milton Twins are gonna brake down some new doors in the porn world. And you got it here first from Naughty Empire!

I can officially vouch that the Milton Twins are the real deal.

Lets see . . . in spreading the good word of porn I found the following galleries for you guys today. The first would be one of the hottest blondes in the world . . . Kelly Marie . . . it is a pretty good gallery with a bunch of dildo play . . . pretty damn hot.

Next we got up and comming actress/model Cheyenne getting down and dirty with a nice big pink dildo . . . girls love them dildos!

To close it up we got an old standby . . . Asia Carrera to sport her perfectly molded asian tits on the steps . . . have fun