Archive for February, 2006

Georgia Black Caucus “Soul Food Dinner”

Friday, February 17th, 2006

So my step dad works for a pretty big production company here in Atlanta . . . so they had like 3 shoots going on yesterday and they were short handed so they asked if I could spare a day and come down and lend an extra hand. I said sure . . . “what will we be doing?” They just said to meet at the warehouse at 11:15 and we will be going downtown to shoot for the Department of Labor.

So I go along with all of this - we get down there to see a huge banner hung up in the ballroom that was once an old train station that reads “Welcome Geogria Black Caucus Members” . . . words cannot explain the feeling I had at that moment! We were hired to come setup big movie theatre sized screens for playback of the speakers and setup sound for their performers.

Lets regress - basically this is an annual dinner that all the black dignitaries throw every year for their caucus members and supporters. Basically a big black ass kissing dinner with all of the Georgia political figures.

So we get all our stuff setup and in come the people . . . we got the whole color spectrum of african colors coming through the door like it is gay days down in orlando. From headresses to robes . . . it was a true african fashion show.

The dinner was catered with some quality soul food . . . from fried chicken to colored greens and okra . . . it was a southeren feast like no other. Now I can get down with some southered food any day . . . spare ribs, and other porky goodness are a staple food of my diet and always will be . . . guess it is the black in me.

All was going well and civilized until Reverend/Senator Jessie Meeks from Illinois gets up as the keynote speaker. Now this cat was fired up . . . and in his reverend voice just starts hammering on oppresion and how the black people of america are being held down by the man. He even slipped and referred to the Senator of Georgia as his nigga . . . then backpeddled into an explanation of how the term nigga should be used. It was about this time that the mater d (spelling?) comes over to me and says “If he keeps up like this there is gonna be a riot!” - Pretty funny shit.

So all and all it was decent experience of black power at work. I think next time it should be called the “200 man march” though.

Assulum seleka maka nika ;)

The Girls of NOPI Nationals 2005

Monday, February 13th, 2006

Girls and fast cars are always great . . . but there is something about NOPI that really brings out the true slut in any chick. If you have never been to a NOPI event whether it is Hot Import Nights or the Nationals . . . you really are missing a good piece of pop culture. Whether they are black asian or whitey white the sluts come out in masses to jock the fast cars and get up on stage to shake their asses! It is a wonderful thing!

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Beach Bikini Girls

Monday, February 13th, 2006

Girls in bikini’s on a beach really go together . . . like apple pie, baseball . . . beach bikini girls should be considered a past time. So check out this cool movie clip of a bunch of different girls in bikinis playing around on the beach . . .

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Why is grape gatorade blue?

Sunday, February 12th, 2006

Thats all . . .

Cum on Candi - cumoncandi.com

Sunday, February 12th, 2006

Cum on Candi - cumoncandi.comThis girl is for all you goth lovers out there . . . she goes by Cum on Candi . . . which is quite fitting because it seems like nothing makes her happier than having a nice load blow all over her. In this set here CumOnCandi is out on the town wearing a Black latex trench coat and a fishnet outfit with some tape over her nipples! Pretty cool stuff and Cum On Candi’s site has more of the hardcore stuff if that is what you are looking for. For the time being this is what you are gonna get!

Click here to check out CumOnCandi.com

The gallery is after the jump

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Bangin Becky - BanginBecky.com

Saturday, February 11th, 2006

Every now and then you gotta switch it up . . . being in porn for so long - from time to time you find a pretty cute off the shelf chick that you catch yourself turning your head at. In this case it may be Bangin Becky for some of you. Although BanginBecky is not the first solo plumper girl to hit the internet . . . I think she is probably the hottest. She has nice tits and her belly doesn’t look like it would get in the way when you are fucking her! All and all Bangin Becky would probably be good for a quick tryst or two!

You know how we do it here . . . after the jump you can check out a picture gallery of Bangin Becky. But also be sure to head on over to BANGINBECKY.COM
bangin becky
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Asian Girl Pouring Hot Wax on Herself

Saturday, February 11th, 2006

One of you Marine boys must have really pulled a number on this chick. Check out this pretty cute asian teen as she strips down into her panties and decides to pour some hot wax all over her stomach while on webcam. Somebody should really start regulating this shit!

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Sexy Teens Dancing

Saturday, February 11th, 2006

This has been around on the net for quite some time but fuck it . . . I am trying to build up the new section here at Naughty Empire . . . Naughty Movies. So check out these two teen chicks that decide to ditch school and stay at home to record themselves dancing in front of the camera. The hottie on the left can shake her ass pretty well . . . but the skinny one kinda just flails about. Pretty funny stuff actually . . . the movie is after the jump.

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Bodog Lingerie Bowl Pictures

Saturday, February 11th, 2006

While I was killing myself with triple shots of jager there was a true tribute to gaming events worldwide taking place. This would be the Bodog Lingerie Bowl. Basically it is a collection of superbly hot chicks dressed up in next to nothing that go out and put their tits on the line in a full contact game of football. How cute. This year the New York Euphoria took the title but who cares . . . lots of people took pictures . . . and that is what we are here to see right?! So I have compiled a list of great sites that have pictures from the Lingerie Bowl!

http://www.ezprezzo.com/crazypics/lingerie_bowl.html
http://images.google.com/
http://www.dotphoto.com/go.asp?…=1327292&G=Y
http://www.usatoday.com/money…mplate0.htm

OPP - Big Tits, Wigs, and hot teens

Friday, February 10th, 2006

Todays collection of Other Peoples Porn is comming to you straight from DVS Babes - a great babelog that always features high quality galleries!

Renata from Reel Big Racks  Simony showing off her ass Renata in Red Anna Christina from Rookie Babes Cherry Caprice

Naughty Sex Blogs is Rocking

Thursday, February 9th, 2006

Man . . . out of all the new sections I have added here at Naughty Empire the Sex Blogs are really being taken well.

For those that aren’t using them you should . . . it is basically one big blog sorted into all your favorite categories.

Sex Blogs

Drinking on the Job

Thursday, February 9th, 2006

Here are 14 reasons it should be okay to drink on the job from Dave’s Daily

14 Reasons To Allow Drinking On The Job

1. It’s an incentive to show up.

2. It reduces stress.

3. It leads to more honest communications.

4. It reduces complaints about low pay.

5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.

6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.

7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.

8. It encourages carpooling.

9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don’t care.

10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.

11. It makes fellow employees look better.

12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.

13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they have had a couple of drinks.

14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.

Super Bowl xL

Thursday, February 9th, 2006

So it is Super Bowl sunday and I figure that me and my buddy could go down to the local watering hole . . . watch the coors girls and then have a few drinks.  So it begins.

We decide that we are going to go to a sports bar called Sidelines . . . a local place in Kennesaw that has a decent collection of chick waitresses and a pretty cool crowd of people.  So we walk in and grab our table and I soon realize that it was a Steelers bar . . . I am dressed in Seatle green.  I am the only person in the entire bar that is cheering on the Seahawks.

I paced myself at first with the drinking . . . not too sure if I was close to getting my ass kicked for pushing the team boundries with an occasional Yay for the Seahawks.  In the meantime my boy Mike is sipping down Long Islands like it is Hawaiian Punch and he is showing off his muscles to everyone in the bar.  Needless to say that I had to do some catching up . . . Enter the Power Drinker.  “Bar Maiden bring me Jager”.  Between the last 5 minutes of the 1st quarter and the end of half time I had 16 shots of the purple poisen and 6 bud lights.

The next part of the story reads like you are watching an episode of “E! True Hollywood Story”.  I woke up to Mike and his girlfriend staring at me on his couch - it is like 4am.  I soon smell a stench of wrongness that can only be vomit.  It is soon later that I realize that I had thrown up all over his couch . . . which was where I was laying.  Basically passed out in my own puke . . . pretty classy shit.

So when you fuck up your buddies couch in such a way you’ve got to get it replaced.  That is a whole nother story ;)

In the great words of Hollywood Chris - “Drink bitch, be somebody”

OC XXX TGP Now Open

Tuesday, February 7th, 2006

We just got done with a new project over at OC Cash - the OC XXX TGP . . . this is probably one of the hottest ethnic TGP’s that has ever lived . . . go look at it

http://www.ocxxx.com/tgp/

The Empire is Growing!

Monday, February 6th, 2006

Somehow I managed to eek out a newer more powerful version of Naughty Empire.  Not only did the design get switched up a little bit . . . I added some new sections to make Naughty Empire just about the only place you will need to come to visit.  Lets take a second to show you what I added.

Sex Blogs - Basically this is one big blog - that is contributed to by all my favorite bloggers out there.  Every post gets seperated into its own category so you can find just what you are looking for.  Pretty nifty

Porn Site Reviews - The name says it all . . . get my in depth review on the hottest porn sites around.

Porn Galleries - This is growing but has daily updated pictures and movies from all our favorite porn porn sites.

So thats all the news I have for you now . . . look out - I have a pretty good Super Bowl XL story to tell once I kick this hangover.

Dirty Laundry - Bikini Sluts and Nipple Slips

Wednesday, February 1st, 2006

Pretty cool Bikini Totem Pole
Sluts
Xtina photo shoot from Rolling Stone where you can see her nipple ring
How about some more nipple slip pictures from celebs
Pretty cool place for a tattoo

Tucker Max Talks Dirty

Wednesday, February 1st, 2006

This dude is pretty funny . . . never met him but I would think that we would get along pretty well.  His name is Tucker Max and he just wrote an article for College Humor called Tucker Max’s F’d-Up Pillow Talk

Here is a quick sample:

These are some funny quotes or bits of dialogue that are sexually related or happened while in bed, but that didn’t occur in the middle of a larger story.

This happened with a girl I had been seeing for like two weeks:

Girl “Do you love me?”
Tucker “I don’t understand the question.”

From a girl who had obvious issues with sex:

Girl “OK, I want you to take your wee-wee and put it on my dirty spot.”
Tucker “What did you just say?”
Girl “Take your wee-wee and put it into my dirty spot.”
Tucker “What is this, Sesame Street foreplay?”

This from a girl who, for some reason, thought we were exclusive. She didn’t get that idea from me:

Girl “Why didn’t you shave. You know I hate stubble.”
Tucker “Oh sorry, I forgot that you were the one who liked me to be shaven.”  Read the Rest

I’ve been MIA

Wednesday, February 1st, 2006

Its been a good week or so since I last updated Naughty Empire . . . I’ve been a busy motherfucker.  Between revamping our control panel areas over at Jays XXX Links and getting the new members areas live for OC Cash I’ve been burning the candle at both ends!

I actually made it up to Cashville Tenakey for the weekend and did the cowboy thing . . . boy there are a ton of rednecks up there!  I managed to do some pretty good drinking at the world famous Wildhorse Salon for Jessica’s 21st birthday . . . was also conned into doing some line dancing . . . the pictures are coming.

Anyhow . . . I do have some things in the work for a completely revamped Naughty Empire . . . looking to have it done next week hopefully - gonna blow it up - you guys are gonna dig it.  Gonna get caught up on some posting here and then get back to work.