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Nothing screams college like girls experimenting. (from CollegeHumor)

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Up until today I thought that I had a pretty thorough knowledge of the Porn Industry and all that it entails. However I stumbled across something that made me want to cry . . . we are talking about Transformer Porn.

As a tot in the 80’s-90’s cartoon era - I was privliged to be able to watch the greatest cartoon on the planet - Transformers. Now to see people drawing up porn cartoons of it makes me a little mad. Fuck these guys

Razormoon’s DECEPTICONSORT

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How funny is this . . . 59 year old tree top swinger gets busted with 100 hits of ecstasy . . . I love Jimmy Buffet - can’t hold a good man down! Best thing yet is he got off with paying a $400 fine!

Memo to Parrotheads: Cheeseburgers in paradise, no problem; drugs in France, well, that’s another story…

Jimmy Buffett was briefly detained this week for allegedly having 100 tabs of Ecstasy in his luggage during a trip to the French Riviera.

The “Margaritaville” singer was allowed to leave after paying a $400 fine. His publicist claims the pills weren’t illegal, but were actually prescription medication.

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I thought this was a great article! Hot college coed loses a bet so now she is gonna get fucked on film . . . pretty priceless material - Just goes to show that these girls are sluts through and through! Another success for the Naughty Empire!

Nineteen year old college girl loses a bet and does porn

LOS ANGELES - A nineteen year old college student stood by her word and kept a bet she made with friends. After a night of drinking at a local USC dorm, several girls made a bet they will never forget. One girl bet that if she lost, she’d shoot a porn video. Well, she did and she did. Amber Lust, as she calls herself, is facing expulsion from college due to the stint. Apparently, one of the other girls spread the word and it got back to the Dean. “Teen porn is out of control and it needs to be stopped”, said Dean Travers. Some of the other girls involved in the bet are not talking. Wanna know what the bet was? All teen girls involved made a bet they couldn’t make each other cum. Well, when someone made Amber cum, she lost. Nice eh? Click here to view the teen porn reality video clips.

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Came across this great video on Flurl of a Hypnotist giving one of his guests the orgasm of her lifetime. I don’t suppose this is real or anything - however it is a pretty hot chick squirming around on the chair touching herself . . . neat.

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Somebody please kick this guys ass . . . Getting pulled over for a DUI is one thing . . . but taking yourself right into the arresting officers desk . . . through the new drive through you installed is just getting crazy.

TAMPA, Fla. — Tampa officials said a drunk driver rammed into police headquarters overnight — causing $5,000 in damage to a pillar.Christopher Jones apparently crashed into the building, causing the pillar the crack. He refused to get out of the car, wrapping his arms around the steering wheel before officers tried forcing him out and eventually Tasering him.Jones was charged with DUI and resisting arrest without violence.

local6.com - Local News - Drunk Driver Hits Fla. Police Headquarters

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Isn’t it always nice to watch a sexy euro chick take it in the ass . . . but thats not it - you are gonna have to cream that ass! Check out Arianna get her ass filled up from All Internal.

Next we move along to a smoking hot brunette that loves gym class a little too much! This chick looks like one of those girls from Twisty’s!

When no means no . . . just think about these two turtles . . . or maybe tortoises. A few good headbutts go a long way . . . pretty soon she will break down . . . the moaning is optional.

These two foreign chicks made me laugh this morning so I figure it would be a good post over here on the empire.

Basically they are trying to do a little flip thing . . . but that shit goes way wrong. Plus they are pretty hot chicks.

You guys all know how much I love these new wave of Ass sites that have been popping up all over the internet . . . from Phat White Booty to Pigtails and Round Asses - these girls have the junk in the trunk.

Well today we are lucky to have a new release to the Ass porn collection - and that site is - Round Mound of Ass

From the tour of RoundMoundofAss.com - this may be the hottest ass site out there yet. Sexy girls, hardcore sex, and lots of ass bouncing around. I have decided to take a few movie galleries from Round Mound of Ass and post them here at Naughty Empire - Let me know what you think!

Round Mound of Ass is the site for you. We’re going to give you smokin’ hot exclusive videos of HALEY JAYDE with bubblelicious butt. Its round and bouncing!! Click here too see the biggest most round asses on the net.

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