Oh boy . . . it is that time again - we have busted our asses and merged Naughty Empire into the Naughty Blogs Inc. network and that means that it gets a nice new face lift as well!  We decided to go with some more retro colors - what do you think?  It is about time that some of you start interacting with the site some more - and I have just the thing to get that going.  Look forward to a few new contests for all our readers - we really do like you guys . . . even though you haven’t signed up to our girl Kelli Young’s site yet.

Stay tuned, stay fly, don’t die.

Up until today I thought that I had a pretty thorough knowledge of the Porn Industry and all that it entails. However I stumbled across something that made me want to cry . . . we are talking about Transformer Porn.

As a tot in the 80’s-90’s cartoon era - I was privliged to be able to watch the greatest cartoon on the planet - Transformers. Now to see people drawing up porn cartoons of it makes me a little mad. Fuck these guys

Razormoon’s DECEPTICONSORT

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Somebody please kick this guys ass . . . Getting pulled over for a DUI is one thing . . . but taking yourself right into the arresting officers desk . . . through the new drive through you installed is just getting crazy.

TAMPA, Fla. — Tampa officials said a drunk driver rammed into police headquarters overnight — causing $5,000 in damage to a pillar.Christopher Jones apparently crashed into the building, causing the pillar the crack. He refused to get out of the car, wrapping his arms around the steering wheel before officers tried forcing him out and eventually Tasering him.Jones was charged with DUI and resisting arrest without violence.

local6.com - Local News - Drunk Driver Hits Fla. Police Headquarters

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When no means no . . . just think about these two turtles . . . or maybe tortoises. A few good headbutts go a long way . . . pretty soon she will break down . . . the moaning is optional.

Okay . . . yes I have not posted here in such a long while. A little bit because I was pretty happy about the Black Caucus post . . . a lot of bit because I have been swamped working on other projects.

Lets see - to catch people up this is what has happened in the past few months:

Joguna.com - Joguna love this! - Basically a social bookmarking site for porn. More people should use this. It is an easy place to store your naughty bookmarks online.

We added a bunch of new sites to OC Cash as well.

Black Mother Fuckers - Black dudes fucking hot moms . . . everyone loves the name!
Asian Creamy Pies - Asian girls getting slammed and left with a wet willy in their hole
White Slave Whores - Dirty black dudes bossing around their white sex slave whores . . . pretty hot

I am gonna try to get up on a regular post schedule again. Bare with me.

Thats all . . .

Here are 14 reasons it should be okay to drink on the job from Dave’s Daily

14 Reasons To Allow Drinking On The Job

1. It’s an incentive to show up.

2. It reduces stress.

3. It leads to more honest communications.

4. It reduces complaints about low pay.

5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.

6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.

7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.

8. It encourages carpooling.

9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don’t care.

10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.

11. It makes fellow employees look better.

12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.

13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they have had a couple of drinks.

14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.

So it is Super Bowl sunday and I figure that me and my buddy could go down to the local watering hole . . . watch the coors girls and then have a few drinks.  So it begins.

We decide that we are going to go to a sports bar called Sidelines . . . a local place in Kennesaw that has a decent collection of chick waitresses and a pretty cool crowd of people.  So we walk in and grab our table and I soon realize that it was a Steelers bar . . . I am dressed in Seatle green.  I am the only person in the entire bar that is cheering on the Seahawks.

I paced myself at first with the drinking . . . not too sure if I was close to getting my ass kicked for pushing the team boundries with an occasional Yay for the Seahawks.  In the meantime my boy Mike is sipping down Long Islands like it is Hawaiian Punch and he is showing off his muscles to everyone in the bar.  Needless to say that I had to do some catching up . . . Enter the Power Drinker.  “Bar Maiden bring me Jager”.  Between the last 5 minutes of the 1st quarter and the end of half time I had 16 shots of the purple poisen and 6 bud lights.

The next part of the story reads like you are watching an episode of “E! True Hollywood Story”.  I woke up to Mike and his girlfriend staring at me on his couch - it is like 4am.  I soon smell a stench of wrongness that can only be vomit.  It is soon later that I realize that I had thrown up all over his couch . . . which was where I was laying.  Basically passed out in my own puke . . . pretty classy shit.

So when you fuck up your buddies couch in such a way you’ve got to get it replaced.  That is a whole nother story

In the great words of Hollywood Chris - “Drink bitch, be somebody”

Speaking of flash… How about a fun game of “Toss da’ bitch”!

Hours of frustration-releasing-theraputic fun!
O.K. I’m a liar Actually it’s more like 12min. or so of “how the hell do they make these things?” and “If I slam her hard enough against the bubbles will her top come off?” Enjoy!

Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse . . . the mega power department / newage thrift store has jumped into a market that combines Everyday Low Prices and dating!

On Friday nights, singles looking for romance, mindless flirting or just a new friend head over to their neighborhood Wal-Mart where they’re given a big bright red bow to attach to their shopping cart or shopping basket.

Then it’s up to the willing participants to approach one another and take it from there.

But if that’s too intimidating, Wal-Mart has set up “flirting points” around the stores stacked with “romantic” merchandise, such as chocolates, wine and cheese, to help with that first awkward step.

Read the full article - http://money.cnn.com/walmart_dating/index.htm

Well . . . we have breached a new era of porn today . . . and it has to do with arm chairs and ottomans. I stumbled across this movie title roof sex over at college humor so I am thinking it is gonna be some voyeuresque roof humping . . . however something that scared me and made me laugh at the same time happened . . .

Check out the movie http://www.furnitureporn.com/roofsex.html

Most people know that I am a fan of the silver screen . . . so I can’t think of anything else to post today so I will ramble about todays fine movie releases.

Assault on Precinct 13 - Ethan Hawke . . . Larry Fishburne and Ja Rule (what the fuck?)
From the previews it looks like this remake might actually be okay . . . except for the Ja Rule part. Who lets that guy into a movie after his graceful display in Fast and the Furious! Anyhow . . . Ethan is always a kick ass dude to watch - even moreso when he is pounding the shit out of Angelina Jolie in Taking Lives - oh boy. Anyhow basically Ethan Hawke is a copper and he has to unite inmates and other swine to hold up against attacking mobsters. Sounds decent.

Are We There Yet? - Ice Cube and nubian princess Nia Long
Woohoo . . . Ice Cube is back in the movies playing the part of a bachelor destined to shop lift the punani from the mother of two mongrels . . . which is hottie Nia Long. From the previews it kinda looks like a Disney version of Friday. I recommend taking your girlfriend to expunge all possible thoughts of children.