Well . . . we have breached a new era of porn today . . . and it has to do with arm chairs and ottomans. I stumbled across this movie title roof sex over at college humor so I am thinking it is gonna be some voyeuresque roof humping . . . however something that scared me and made me laugh at the same time happened . . .

Check out the movie http://www.furnitureporn.com/roofsex.html

Most people know that I am a fan of the silver screen . . . so I can’t think of anything else to post today so I will ramble about todays fine movie releases.

Assault on Precinct 13 – Ethan Hawke . . . Larry Fishburne and Ja Rule (what the fuck?)
From the previews it looks like this remake might actually be okay . . . except for the Ja Rule part. Who lets that guy into a movie after his graceful display in Fast and the Furious! Anyhow . . . Ethan is always a kick ass dude to watch – even moreso when he is pounding the shit out of Angelina Jolie in Taking Lives – oh boy. Anyhow basically Ethan Hawke is a copper and he has to unite inmates and other swine to hold up against attacking mobsters. Sounds decent.

Are We There Yet? – Ice Cube and nubian princess Nia Long
Woohoo . . . Ice Cube is back in the movies playing the part of a bachelor destined to shop lift the punani from the mother of two mongrels . . . which is hottie Nia Long. From the previews it kinda looks like a Disney version of Friday. I recommend taking your girlfriend to expunge all possible thoughts of children.