Oh boy . . . it is that time again - we have busted our asses and merged Naughty Empire into the Naughty Blogs Inc. network and that means that it gets a nice new face lift as well!  We decided to go with some more retro colors - what do you think?  It is about time that some of you start interacting with the site some more - and I have just the thing to get that going.  Look forward to a few new contests for all our readers - we really do like you guys . . . even though you haven’t signed up to our girl Kelli Young’s site yet.

Stay tuned, stay fly, don’t die.

Okay . . . yes I have not posted here in such a long while. A little bit because I was pretty happy about the Black Caucus post . . . a lot of bit because I have been swamped working on other projects.

Lets see - to catch people up this is what has happened in the past few months:

Joguna.com - Joguna love this! - Basically a social bookmarking site for porn. More people should use this. It is an easy place to store your naughty bookmarks online.

We added a bunch of new sites to OC Cash as well.

Black Mother Fuckers - Black dudes fucking hot moms . . . everyone loves the name!
Asian Creamy Pies - Asian girls getting slammed and left with a wet willy in their hole
White Slave Whores - Dirty black dudes bossing around their white sex slave whores . . . pretty hot

I am gonna try to get up on a regular post schedule again. Bare with me.

So my step dad works for a pretty big production company here in Atlanta . . . so they had like 3 shoots going on yesterday and they were short handed so they asked if I could spare a day and come down and lend an extra hand. I said sure . . . “what will we be doing?” They just said to meet at the warehouse at 11:15 and we will be going downtown to shoot for the Department of Labor.

So I go along with all of this - we get down there to see a huge banner hung up in the ballroom that was once an old train station that reads “Welcome Geogria Black Caucus Members” . . . words cannot explain the feeling I had at that moment! We were hired to come setup big movie theatre sized screens for playback of the speakers and setup sound for their performers.

Lets regress - basically this is an annual dinner that all the black dignitaries throw every year for their caucus members and supporters. Basically a big black ass kissing dinner with all of the Georgia political figures.

So we get all our stuff setup and in come the people . . . we got the whole color spectrum of african colors coming through the door like it is gay days down in orlando. From headresses to robes . . . it was a true african fashion show.

The dinner was catered with some quality soul food . . . from fried chicken to colored greens and okra . . . it was a southeren feast like no other. Now I can get down with some southered food any day . . . spare ribs, and other porky goodness are a staple food of my diet and always will be . . . guess it is the black in me.

All was going well and civilized until Reverend/Senator Jessie Meeks from Illinois gets up as the keynote speaker. Now this cat was fired up . . . and in his reverend voice just starts hammering on oppresion and how the black people of america are being held down by the man. He even slipped and referred to the Senator of Georgia as his nigga . . . then backpeddled into an explanation of how the term nigga should be used. It was about this time that the mater d (spelling?) comes over to me and says “If he keeps up like this there is gonna be a riot!” - Pretty funny shit.

So all and all it was decent experience of black power at work. I think next time it should be called the “200 man march” though.

Assulum seleka maka nika

Thats all . . .

Here are 14 reasons it should be okay to drink on the job from Dave’s Daily

14 Reasons To Allow Drinking On The Job

1. It’s an incentive to show up.

2. It reduces stress.

3. It leads to more honest communications.

4. It reduces complaints about low pay.

5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.

6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.

7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.

8. It encourages carpooling.

9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don’t care.

10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.

11. It makes fellow employees look better.

12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.

13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they have had a couple of drinks.

14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.

So it is Super Bowl sunday and I figure that me and my buddy could go down to the local watering hole . . . watch the coors girls and then have a few drinks.  So it begins.

We decide that we are going to go to a sports bar called Sidelines . . . a local place in Kennesaw that has a decent collection of chick waitresses and a pretty cool crowd of people.  So we walk in and grab our table and I soon realize that it was a Steelers bar . . . I am dressed in Seatle green.  I am the only person in the entire bar that is cheering on the Seahawks.

I paced myself at first with the drinking . . . not too sure if I was close to getting my ass kicked for pushing the team boundries with an occasional Yay for the Seahawks.  In the meantime my boy Mike is sipping down Long Islands like it is Hawaiian Punch and he is showing off his muscles to everyone in the bar.  Needless to say that I had to do some catching up . . . Enter the Power Drinker.  “Bar Maiden bring me Jager”.  Between the last 5 minutes of the 1st quarter and the end of half time I had 16 shots of the purple poisen and 6 bud lights.

The next part of the story reads like you are watching an episode of “E! True Hollywood Story”.  I woke up to Mike and his girlfriend staring at me on his couch - it is like 4am.  I soon smell a stench of wrongness that can only be vomit.  It is soon later that I realize that I had thrown up all over his couch . . . which was where I was laying.  Basically passed out in my own puke . . . pretty classy shit.

So when you fuck up your buddies couch in such a way you’ve got to get it replaced.  That is a whole nother story

In the great words of Hollywood Chris - “Drink bitch, be somebody”

Somehow I managed to eek out a newer more powerful version of Naughty Empire.  Not only did the design get switched up a little bit . . . I added some new sections to make Naughty Empire just about the only place you will need to come to visit.  Lets take a second to show you what I added.

Sex Blogs - Basically this is one big blog - that is contributed to by all my favorite bloggers out there.  Every post gets seperated into its own category so you can find just what you are looking for.  Pretty nifty

Porn Site Reviews - The name says it all . . . get my in depth review on the hottest porn sites around.

Porn Galleries - This is growing but has daily updated pictures and movies from all our favorite porn porn sites.

So thats all the news I have for you now . . . look out - I have a pretty good Super Bowl XL story to tell once I kick this hangover.

This dude is pretty funny . . . never met him but I would think that we would get along pretty well.  His name is Tucker Max and he just wrote an article for College Humor called Tucker Max’s F’d-Up Pillow Talk

Here is a quick sample:

These are some funny quotes or bits of dialogue that are sexually related or happened while in bed, but that didn’t occur in the middle of a larger story.

This happened with a girl I had been seeing for like two weeks:

Girl “Do you love me?”
Tucker “I don’t understand the question.”

From a girl who had obvious issues with sex:

Girl “OK, I want you to take your wee-wee and put it on my dirty spot.”
Tucker “What did you just say?”
Girl “Take your wee-wee and put it into my dirty spot.”
Tucker “What is this, Sesame Street foreplay?”

This from a girl who, for some reason, thought we were exclusive. She didn’t get that idea from me:

Girl “Why didn’t you shave. You know I hate stubble.”
Tucker “Oh sorry, I forgot that you were the one who liked me to be shaven.”  Read the Rest

This is in no way porn related . . . however I am a big ass fan of this dude and it just got better.  So lets preface the story - Kiefer Sutherland was out celebrating the holidays with the band he is currently managing and felt it was just to take out the christmas tree in a drunken rage . . . yes I am also a big fan of drunken rages

At 2am bar staff refused to serve any more alcohol. Undaunted, Kiefer persuaded management to let them loose in the lobby.
He ordered yet more booze on room service, then staggered around the entrance hall, entertaining pals with a bizarre, flailing breakdancing routine.

It was then that a huge Christmas tree caught his eye.

“I hate that f***ing Christmas tree,” he declared. “The tree HAS to come down.”

Kiefer warned staff: “I’m smashing it - can I pay for it?”

A staff member replied: “I’m absolutely sure you can, sir.”

The Lost Boys star - famously ditched by Julia Roberts five days before their wedding in 1991 - then hurled himself into the Norwegian Spruce, sending baubles and lights crashing to the ground. Pulling pine needles out of his hair and t-shirt, he said to a hotel employee: “Ooh sorry about that…you’re so cool. This f***ing hotel rocks.”

Keep the dream alive.

Contrary to what seems to be popular belief, the word “holiday” does not derive from the Anglo-Saxon words for “drinking too much,” but it can sure seem like that at times.

The word “holiday” is a contraction of the words “holy days,” periods often of great spirituality and pious reflection. And to many people around the world, that is exactly what they are. However, these days, to more and more people the only spirit associated with the “holidays” is 90 proof and poured over ice.

Continued at Forbes.com

3 man show
A big date with Rosy Palms
A date with Mrs. Palmer and her 5 slut daughters
Abusing the wicked stick
Accosting the Oscar Meyer
Addressing MrPalmer
Adjusting the antenna
Adjusting your set
Aiding and abetting a known felon
Answer the bone-a-phone
Applying the hand brake
Appropriate the means
Arguing with Henry Longfellow
Arm aerobics
Arm-wrestle with your one-eyed vessel
Arm-wrestling the purple-headed stormtrooper
Asking for a second opinion (your second head)
Assault on a friendly weapon
Attack the one-eyed purple-headed warrior
Attending to the throb knob needs
Auditioning the hand puppet
Backstroke roulette
Badgering the witness
Baiting your hook
Ball off
Ball slappin’ fun
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Who woud have thunk it . . . Jenny McCarthy has a little sister . . . and she is pretty fucking hot! Meet Amy McCarthy

I used to have a huge thing for Jenny McCarthy - even had a poster of her sitting on Santa Clauses’ lap wrapped in a bow I would use instead of a Christmas Tree . . . however that went quickly downhill when I realized she is as dumb as a pile of bricks.

However word is her younger sister Amy McCarthy has the brains and the body . . . I mean just look at those tits!

Stay tuned will see if I can wrangle up some more Amy McCarthy pics for ya.

Look . . . to the right . . . there is a poll.

Its easy . . . read . . . click . . . click . . . done.

Seriously though . . . let me know what you want more of and I will work on getting more in that direction!

Haters step up . . . I gotta story to tell.

So 2 weeks ago I went out to Los Angeles for a adult webmaster convention . . . which normally are not my favorite things in the world. However this one had a special spin to it . . . We were invited to the holy grail of all places . . . the Playboy Mansion!

So it goes down like this . . . we meet at a hotel to catch one of those limo bus things around 8 . . . and off we headed up into the hills. About 20 minutes later we arrive at the back gate of the Playboy Mansion . . . look out motherfuckers. We were the first ones to get there so the cod to rod ratio of playmates to fuckups was pretty strong . . . so we took advantage of the odds and laid down some game . . . who was I trying to fool . . . these are fucking playmates!

So that is Jay from Jays XXX Links on the left - me in the center - and our boy from OC Cash JC on the right. And yes . . . that sure is an abundance of Playmate pussy directly in front of us!

So after we pillage the land of all the houderves being brought around and the rest of the party shows up we go into recluse mode and start checking out the place . . . first stop - the Grotto! From there we went on the bird and monkey walk . . . what a trip that was . . . there is a complete fucking rainforest in his backyard . . . pretty damn pimp.

So after we did the sightseeing it was time to focus on the open bar . . . the playmates had their hands full with the not as distinguished side of our industry. Plus we were throwing a party at the Lucky Strike shortly after the Playboy party so we had to get going.

Our limo showed up and we were off to the Lucky Strike to get shit in line for our party . . .

To sum it all up . . . I left the Playboy Mansion early to go Bowling . . .

JT over at Deadly Hippos wrote a killer article about the 17 Guys that can fuck your girlfriend and you can’t bitch about

Here is a quick excerpt

We’ve all been there. Whether you were watching a movie, a TV show, a sporting event, anything, and your girl hints at the fact that she thinks another man is good looking. You aren’t sure how to react to this “over-share” of information. Should you be mad? Should you just let it slide? What is a real man to do?

Well my friends, there are three different types of men in the world and they will react to this tidbit of knowledge in the following ways:

1.) Guy who gets pissed at his girl - This man is a control freak and can’t handle his woman not being submissive at all times. This slip of the tongue alone will cost his woman a rather significant beating, no telling what he’ll do if she actually cheats on him. The next day she will tell her coworkers that she slipped on the ice… they will know the truth.

2.) Guy who doesn’t care - This man is so laid back and easy going that his girl would have to be literally sleeping with his best friend in front of him, while repeatedly kicking his dog and calling his mama foul names in order to get a reaction out of him. Many girls can’t handle this type of man because they think he doesn’t care. In most cases he doesn’t. If he catches his girl cheating he will most likely just leave her and move on with little to no drama. Unless she is extraordinarily hot, in which case he will bang her one more time before moving on. (this is the category I fall in)

3.) Guy who gets pissed at the other dude - We’ve all heard the saying don’t hate the player hate the game. Well this guy hates both of them and will kick the shit out of them if they ever lay a hand on his girl! In fact don’t even look at his girl. Why are you staring at his girl from across the room? Because he will march right over and smack the hell out of you right in front of the minister. He doesn’t care if its his wedding. You better not look at his girl!

The problem with these guys is that there is a gaping loophole that they may not know about. There are a group of individuals out there who you cannot, under any circumstances, get mad at your girl for boning. In fact, you would be disappointed to learn that your girl had passed up a chance to bed one of these select few.

TAMPA, Fla. — The former head coach of a Hillsborough County high school women’s basketball team is accused of having a 19-month lesbian relationship with one of her students, according to a Local 6 News report.

Authorities said 28-year-old Jaymee Lane Wallace, who was also a teacher, had the affair with a member of the Wharton High School basketball team.

Wallace surrendered to police Monday on charges of lewd and lascivious battery.

Lets delve into the psychopathic mind of mine and bring some light into a few of my more social problems. I am a self induced insomniac workaholic genius. My boy Jay refers to me as “super boy wonder mad scientist genius” but I will be modest and just call myself a Golden God. Now one may ask how you achieve these ranks of self modification . . . its easy - don’t be scared of anything. Well boys and girls this is only part true . . . although not much scares me and I push the limits of my body and mind to the farthest regions imaginable . . . I too get scared . . . of one thing . . .

Meet my nemisis

Now you may ask yourself another question . . . “Isn’t that the troll guy from Cat’s Eye” - yes it is . . . fuck off

When I was a wee tot I was a fan of scary movies. So one day my pops decides that we are gonna sit down and watch Cat’s Eye . . . all was good till the 3rd book of the story in which that little fucker crawls out of the wall and tries to suffocate Drew Barrymore. Don’t get me wrong - he should have killed the bitch. Anyhow - something about the way that little fucking troll walks around with his jingling hat and crazy little sai knife that has haunted me since that day. Since that day I haven’t truly had a good nights sleep without the aid of Remy Martin or copius amounts of Jagermeister . . . the jingle jingle just makes me want to lock myself in the bathroom - and I also gave up Christmas . . .

So there . . . its okay to be skurred . . . just don’t tell anyone . . .

oh ya . . . fuck off Wyatt

I think I have some sort of sick obsession with news anchors . . . first there was the naked news reference in our girls after school post. Then my personal favorite news anchor Melissa Theuriau and her website.

Well now we have a new one to add to the list . . . Topless Sports News

Granted it is not nearly as educational as watching naked news or Melissa . . . its topless girls with big ole titties trying to be cute and explain what happened this week in sports . . . I am thinking it is a win win situation.

Not quite sure how I stumbled upon this one . . . however it is a pretty cool look into the way that clothes can truly effect the way you are portrayed.

Basically what they have done is take a collection of girls from all makes and models and stood them and took clothed then naked pictures . . . you would be really suprised at what you find - sometimes it is a cute dressed chick with the body of a walrus . . . or it might be a 80’s retro sweatshirt that throws you off that perfect 10 . . . what do we have to learn from this . . . always check under the hood

http://www.incident.net/works/miseanu/nues.html

Haha . . . this is sort of a joke . . . in regards to the following article over at cnn.com

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/09/28/web.photos/index.html

WASHINGTON (CNN) — The U.S. Army is investigating reports that troops took photographs of dead Iraqis and traded them to a pornographic Web site in return for access to that site, Army sources said Wednesday.

So fuck it . . . I will give out passes as well . . . hell if you are in the military over in that hell hole hit me up and I will hook you up with some free passes just because