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New Naughty Empire

Friday, December 15th, 2006

Oh boy . . . it is that time again – we have busted our asses and merged Naughty Empire into the Naughty Blogs Inc. network and that means that it gets a nice new face lift as well!  We decided to go with some more retro colors – what do you think?  It is about time that some of you start interacting with the site some more – and I have just the thing to get that going.  Look forward to a few new contests for all our readers – we really do like you guys . . . even though you haven’t signed up to our girl Kelli Young’s site yet.

Stay tuned, stay fly, don’t die.

It has been so long!

Friday, June 2nd, 2006

Okay . . . yes I have not posted here in such a long while. A little bit because I was pretty happy about the Black Caucus post . . . a lot of bit because I have been swamped working on other projects.

Lets see – to catch people up this is what has happened in the past few months:

Joguna.com – Joguna love this! – Basically a social bookmarking site for porn. More people should use this. It is an easy place to store your naughty bookmarks online.

We added a bunch of new sites to OC Cash as well.

Black Mother Fuckers
– Black dudes fucking hot moms . . . everyone loves the name!
Asian Creamy Pies – Asian girls getting slammed and left with a wet willy in their hole
White Slave Whores – Dirty black dudes bossing around their white sex slave whores . . . pretty hot

I am gonna try to get up on a regular post schedule again. Bare with me.

Georgia Black Caucus “Soul Food Dinner”

Friday, February 17th, 2006

So my step dad works for a pretty big production company here in Atlanta . . . so they had like 3 shoots going on yesterday and they were short handed so they asked if I could spare a day and come down and lend an extra hand. I said sure . . . “what will we be doing?” They just said to meet at the warehouse at 11:15 and we will be going downtown to shoot for the Department of Labor.

So I go along with all of this – we get down there to see a huge banner hung up in the ballroom that was once an old train station that reads “Welcome Geogria Black Caucus Members” . . . words cannot explain the feeling I had at that moment! We were hired to come setup big movie theatre sized screens for playback of the speakers and setup sound for their performers.

Lets regress – basically this is an annual dinner that all the black dignitaries throw every year for their caucus members and supporters. Basically a big black ass kissing dinner with all of the Georgia political figures.

So we get all our stuff setup and in come the people . . . we got the whole color spectrum of african colors coming through the door like it is gay days down in orlando. From headresses to robes . . . it was a true african fashion show.

The dinner was catered with some quality soul food . . . from fried chicken to colored greens and okra . . . it was a southeren feast like no other. Now I can get down with some southered food any day . . . spare ribs, and other porky goodness are a staple food of my diet and always will be . . . guess it is the black in me.

All was going well and civilized until Reverend/Senator Jessie Meeks from Illinois gets up as the keynote speaker. Now this cat was fired up . . . and in his reverend voice just starts hammering on oppresion and how the black people of america are being held down by the man. He even slipped and referred to the Senator of Georgia as his nigga . . . then backpeddled into an explanation of how the term nigga should be used. It was about this time that the mater d (spelling?) comes over to me and says “If he keeps up like this there is gonna be a riot!” – Pretty funny shit.

So all and all it was decent experience of black power at work. I think next time it should be called the “200 man march” though.

Assulum seleka maka nika 😉

Why is grape gatorade blue?

Sunday, February 12th, 2006

Thats all . . .

Drinking on the Job

Thursday, February 9th, 2006

Here are 14 reasons it should be okay to drink on the job from Dave’s Daily

14 Reasons To Allow Drinking On The Job

1. It’s an incentive to show up.

2. It reduces stress.

3. It leads to more honest communications.

4. It reduces complaints about low pay.

5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.

6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.

7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.

8. It encourages carpooling.

9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don’t care.

10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.

11. It makes fellow employees look better.

12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.

13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they have had a couple of drinks.

14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.

Super Bowl xL

Thursday, February 9th, 2006

So it is Super Bowl sunday and I figure that me and my buddy could go down to the local watering hole . . . watch the coors girls and then have a few drinks.  So it begins.

We decide that we are going to go to a sports bar called Sidelines . . . a local place in Kennesaw that has a decent collection of chick waitresses and a pretty cool crowd of people.  So we walk in and grab our table and I soon realize that it was a Steelers bar . . . I am dressed in Seatle green.  I am the only person in the entire bar that is cheering on the Seahawks.

I paced myself at first with the drinking . . . not too sure if I was close to getting my ass kicked for pushing the team boundries with an occasional Yay for the Seahawks.  In the meantime my boy Mike is sipping down Long Islands like it is Hawaiian Punch and he is showing off his muscles to everyone in the bar.  Needless to say that I had to do some catching up . . . Enter the Power Drinker.  “Bar Maiden bring me Jager”.  Between the last 5 minutes of the 1st quarter and the end of half time I had 16 shots of the purple poisen and 6 bud lights.

The next part of the story reads like you are watching an episode of “E! True Hollywood Story”.  I woke up to Mike and his girlfriend staring at me on his couch – it is like 4am.  I soon smell a stench of wrongness that can only be vomit.  It is soon later that I realize that I had thrown up all over his couch . . . which was where I was laying.  Basically passed out in my own puke . . . pretty classy shit.

So when you fuck up your buddies couch in such a way you’ve got to get it replaced.  That is a whole nother story 😉

In the great words of Hollywood Chris – “Drink bitch, be somebody”

The Empire is Growing!

Monday, February 6th, 2006

Somehow I managed to eek out a newer more powerful version of Naughty Empire.  Not only did the design get switched up a little bit . . . I added some new sections to make Naughty Empire just about the only place you will need to come to visit.  Lets take a second to show you what I added.

Sex Blogs – Basically this is one big blog – that is contributed to by all my favorite bloggers out there.  Every post gets seperated into its own category so you can find just what you are looking for.  Pretty nifty

Porn Site Reviews – The name says it all . . . get my in depth review on the hottest porn sites around.

Porn Galleries – This is growing but has daily updated pictures and movies from all our favorite porn porn sites.

So thats all the news I have for you now . . . look out – I have a pretty good Super Bowl XL story to tell once I kick this hangover.

Tucker Max Talks Dirty

Wednesday, February 1st, 2006

This dude is pretty funny . . . never met him but I would think that we would get along pretty well.  His name is Tucker Max and he just wrote an article for College Humor called Tucker Max’s F’d-Up Pillow Talk

Here is a quick sample:

These are some funny quotes or bits of dialogue that are sexually related or happened while in bed, but that didn’t occur in the middle of a larger story.

This happened with a girl I had been seeing for like two weeks:

Girl “Do you love me?”
Tucker “I don’t understand the question.”

From a girl who had obvious issues with sex:

Girl “OK, I want you to take your wee-wee and put it on my dirty spot.”
Tucker “What did you just say?”
Girl “Take your wee-wee and put it into my dirty spot.”
Tucker “What is this, Sesame Street foreplay?”

This from a girl who, for some reason, thought we were exclusive. She didn’t get that idea from me:

Girl “Why didn’t you shave. You know I hate stubble.”
Tucker “Oh sorry, I forgot that you were the one who liked me to be shaven.”  Read the Rest

Kiefer Sutherland Fucks up a Christmas Tree

Saturday, January 14th, 2006

This is in no way porn related . . . however I am a big ass fan of this dude and it just got better.  So lets preface the story – Kiefer Sutherland was out celebrating the holidays with the band he is currently managing and felt it was just to take out the christmas tree in a drunken rage . . . yes I am also a big fan of drunken rages

At 2am bar staff refused to serve any more alcohol. Undaunted, Kiefer persuaded management to let them loose in the lobby.
He ordered yet more booze on room service, then staggered around the entrance hall, entertaining pals with a bizarre, flailing breakdancing routine.

It was then that a huge Christmas tree caught his eye.

“I hate that f***ing Christmas tree,” he declared. “The tree HAS to come down.”

Kiefer warned staff: “I’m smashing it – can I pay for it?”

A staff member replied: “I’m absolutely sure you can, sir.”

The Lost Boys star – famously ditched by Julia Roberts five days before their wedding in 1991 – then hurled himself into the Norwegian Spruce, sending baubles and lights crashing to the ground. Pulling pine needles out of his hair and t-shirt, he said to a hotel employee: “Ooh sorry about that…you’re so cool. This f***ing hotel rocks.”

Keep the dream alive.

10 Reasons to Drink During the Holidays

Thursday, December 15th, 2005

Contrary to what seems to be popular belief, the word “holiday” does not derive from the Anglo-Saxon words for “drinking too much,” but it can sure seem like that at times.

The word “holiday” is a contraction of the words “holy days,” periods often of great spirituality and pious reflection. And to many people around the world, that is exactly what they are. However, these days, to more and more people the only spirit associated with the “holidays” is 90 proof and poured over ice.

Continued at Forbes.com