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Abbraxa Porn*

July 8th, 2008

Having spent a lot of time in Montreal over the years, I can tell you that the women there are incredibly hot and incredibly kinky. Those adjectives definitely apply to Montreal native Abbraxa but I dare say that she might be a little kinkier than most of the chicks from that neck of the woods. She’s the star of Abbraxa Porn and if you check the site out, you’ll see this sexy babe deep-throating, fucking, taking a cock in the ass, enjoying some piss play and a whole lot more. In fact, there’s isn’t a whole lot that Abbraxa won’t do and you can see that for yourself by checking out the videos on her website. There are about 49 of them at the moment and for the most part, they offer great-quality playback. If you’re in the mood for more naughty porn once you’re done watching Abbraxa’s adventures, you can go check out the over 20 bonus sites that you get access to when you join Abbraxa Porn.

Russian Pussy

July 7th, 2008

I was sitting around at a party the other night, talking to my buddy about some cuties that I recently befriended. He wanted to know all about them, so I made up this elaborate story about them being Russian mail order brides. I’m not sure why I decided to do that but I think the fact that I’ve spending a lot of time on the Erotic Russians website may have something to do with it. I was also pretty drunk, so that was probably a factor too. Anyway, you’ll find a ton of content at the Erotic Russians site and it’s well worth checking out. As it stands, there are about 2,436 photo sets there and around 272 videos. The quality of the material varies somewhat but a lot of the pics and vids look absolutely incredible. On top of the main content, a membership also gives you access to a bunch of bonus sites and some other extras. Joining Erotic Russians is a little pricey but if you want a great amount of quality porn featuring Russian pussy, you really can’t go wrong with this website.

Interracial Fucking

July 4th, 2008

We all have our ambitions in life and pornstar Barbie Cummings is no different. She wants nothing more than to get impregnated by a black man and after having looked at her self-titled website, I’d say that she’s pretty damn committed to achieving her goal. Her attempts at getting knocked up have been recorded on film and so far there are 28 or so videos to be seen. Each one explodes with hot, hardcore, interracial fucking as Barbie takes on one or more black cocks at a time. You’ll definitely want to download these vids but unless you want to settle for average iPod compatible downloads, you’ll be shit out of luck. The movies are only available as streaming video, so you’ll have to enjoy them on the site. Each episode comes with a set of high-res pictures and a set of vid caps but they probably won’t make you feel better about your inability to download the movies.

Beautiful Asses

July 2nd, 2008

Great! I just checked out a website called Bootylicious Mag and now I’ve got a hard-on and the Destiny’s Child song Bootylicious stuck in my head. I don’t mind the hard-on so much but man oh man do I hate having shitty songs stuck in my head. Bootylicious Mag comes to you from the people behind Score magazine but instead of focusing on big boobs, the spotlight is shone on great asses. There are approximately 185 movies on the site at the moment and about 330 photo galleries as well. The quality of the material is great and this stuff is definitely worth a look. Your membership doesn’t give you too much in the way of extras but you do get access to some hot wallpapers and some print interviews. If you consider yourself a lover of beautiful asses, you’ll definitely want to give Bootylicious Mag a peek.

Hot Mom Sex

July 1st, 2008

I was invited to check out a website called Moms Explorer last night and as soon as I heard the name, the mental image of an explorer with a torch entering a giant, cave-like pussy popped into my head. Yes, I have issues. Now that we’ve established that, let me tell you about the site. You’ll find approximately 66 videos there as well as 38 or so picture galleries and something like 28 sets of vid caps. The content features an assortment of Russian MILFs that get drilled on film. The movies look good but their production values are pretty low. In addition to the main content, a membership to Moms Explorer gives you access to some bonus sites, several DVD rips, extra pictures and a few stories. The website hasn’t updated in like a couple of months but if you enjoy watching Russian women and hot mom sex, you’ll have a good time exploring this site.

Cuckold Slaves

June 27th, 2008

If you’re into cuckoldry and blonde babes who look as sweet as candy, you’ll get a kick and a half out of Candy Monroe’s personal website. Candy has a great body, a bunch of tattoos and a serious thing for Black cock. White guys don’t seem to do it for her but she does appear to enjoy having them watch her get fucked by big Black cock. She also occasionally allows these White cuckold slaves to lick up the cum that the Black studs deposit on her. You can check out all the fun by giving Candy’s 38 or so episodes a look. Each one comes with a great-quality video, high-res pics and vid caps. Your membership doesn’t give you access to any bonus content but you do get weekly updates.

Thai Babes

June 25th, 2008

I’ve got a crazy craving for both some Thai food and some Thai babes at the moment, so I think I’ll take care of both those urges a little later today. I’ll pick up some delicious Pad Thai from the little restaurant down the street and then head home where I’ll log onto the Dirty Orientals site. It’s a pretty decent website that updates weekly and currently offers something like 45 episodes worth of Thai sluts fucking and sucking. Each episode comes with high-res pics, vid caps and good-quality videos. On top of the hot main content, membership to the site gets you access to a network of bonus sites that include the likes of DP Overload, Fassinating and Oral Quickies.

European Babes

June 23rd, 2008

As I understand it, attitudes towards sex are much more relaxed in Europe, so I guess it shouldn’t surprise me that there are lots of European babes with loose morals and even looser pussies on the other side of the Atlantic. Sluts From Europe is a website that showcases a few of these horny hos and so far they’ve got something like 82 scenes available. Each one comes with a set of high-res pictures and a spectacular high-def video. Lower quality options are offered as well but be sure to treat yourself to the HD ones if you have the time to wait for them to download. The action is all hardcore and hot and you’ll find even more of it in Sluts From Europe’s bonus content.

Anal Pounding

June 20th, 2008

If you’re a butt sex fanatic, you might want to go visit a website by the name of Anal Tryouts. It’s a big ass (pun intended) website full of anal pounding content. Currently there are 415 or so photo galleries and about 274 movies being offered there. The material is all nonexclusive, so the quality varies quite a bit. For example, many of the videos are kind of average looking but there are something like 31 of them that are high-def and look spectacular. New content is added to the website on an almost daily basis, so members never have to wait too long to get new anal-themed porn. Even if 24 hours seems like a long time to you, you can help pass the time between updates by visiting any of the bonus sites that come with your membership. You get access to around 10 other sites and there are other extras as well. Anal Tryouts is a little expensive to join but you love seeing babes get their asses fucked, I’m sure that you’ll consider it money well spent.

Beautiful Czech Girls

June 18th, 2008

I was hanging out with a couple of cuties from out of town this past weekend and they dragged me to a shitty club. The place was pretty much dead but it cost each of us $15 to get in and find that out. Needless to say, I won’t be letting these girls choose the club we go to next time. I mean, if I wanted to go to a pricey place, I would have sat down at my computer and gone to Czech Sex Club. At least that site can justify its admission fee. They offer their members something like 2,939 photo galleries and 267 movies. Lots of the pics are high-res and a good portion of the videos are high-def and look incredible. In terms of what you’ll see on the site, there’s plenty of hot softcore, hardcore, lesbian and lesbian action featuring incredibly beautiful Czech girls. Your membership also gives you access to 10 or so bonus sites and some other extras, so you’re definitely getting your money’s worth at Czech Sex Club.

Hot Naked Babes

June 16th, 2008

Hot Naked Women is a website that gives its members exactly what they’d expect - pictures and videos of hot naked women. While the idea of a porn site offering pics and vids of hot naked babes may not be the most original of concepts, it is one that no one seems to tire of. So what does this one have to offer? Well, it has about 371 photo galleries and around 67 movies. The picture sets are all high-res and come as handy zip files while the videos last about half an hour but don’t look fantastic. Extras on the site include erotic stories, live links, pay links and more. The best thing about the Hot Naked Women site is its price. A three month membership there will cost you less than a one month membership will on a lot of other sites. Sometimes it’s nice to get access to a decent amount of hardcore action for dirt cheap, so give this site a look. It’s not like it’ll bankrupt you or anything.

Babes In Uniform

June 13th, 2008

I went to and graduated from a pretty good university but after checking out Spanking University, it’s painfully obvious that I went to the wrong school. At this institute of higher learning, sexy babes in uniform are disciplined and humiliated in a variety of different manners. Some get their bare asses smacked and one even gets her naked body hosed down with a power washer. If you want to check out the fun, you can do so by giving the Spanking University pics and videos a look. At the moment there are approximately 15 movies and 47 sets of pictures available. The videos look good and most of the pictures are nice, high-res shots. In addition to this material, a membership gets you access to another website where you’ll see British babes masturbating. Spanking University doesn’t offer a ton of content or bonuses but weekly updates and good-quality material is enough for me to give this website a passing grade.

Gagging On Cock

June 11th, 2008

If you go to Gags Girls hoping to see a website about women and comedy you’ll be disappointed. You won’t find anything to laugh at there but you will find a bunch of hot pics and videos of chicks gagging on cock. There are about 12 episodes at the moment and each one comes with a set of high-res images, some vid caps and a high-def movie. The pictures are available as zip files and the videos can either be streamed or downloaded. This site shows a lot of promise so I’m really hoping that it continues to grow. Content was being added weekly for a while but now it’s been over two weeks since anything new has shown up. I don’t know about you, but I’ll definitely be keeping my fingers crossed that the weekly updates will resume soon.

Japanese Beauties

June 9th, 2008
Japan Dreams

Have you been dreaming about Japanese beauties lately? Well get your ass to Japan Dreams then. It isn’t a huge site but it is exclusive and joining it does give you access to something like 11 other bonus sites. The main content on Japan Dreams is a mix of hardcore and softcore material featuring cute Asian chicks dressed up like schoolgirls, nurses, maids and other stuff. Some of the chicks just pose in their sexy outfits while others take on more than one Japanese cock at a time. So far there are about 13 galleries of high-res pictures to be seen and around 11 good-quality videos. Now obviously that isn’t a ton of pics and vids but that’s where the bonus sites come in. The content found on at least a couple of them is thematically related to the main stuff on Japan Dreams and the rest of the sites are enjoyable too. These extras help to make Japan Dreams a worthwhile investment.

Amateur Pussy

June 6th, 2008
Amateurs Gone Bad

When something goes bad, it’s generally not a good thing. That’s not quite the case when it comes to amateur pornstars though and there are lots of them to be seen at a website by the name of Amateurs Gone Bad. How many? In excess of 1,500 and they appear in something like 819 videos and 3,240 photo galleries. I can’t give you exact numbers because the site updates every single day and by the time you read this, the amount of vids and pics will have grown. The videos look great and so do the pictures (which you can download as zip sets), so rest assured that you don’t have to worry about quantity not equalling quality. Sounds good, doesn’t it? Well it is and things get even better. Signing up for Amateurs Gone Bad is relatively cheap and doing so also gets you access to another website that offers even more content. Now that’s a sweet deal! So what are you waiting for? Go check out the site and enjoy all the amateur pussy now.

Kinky Porn

June 4th, 2008
Crystal Extreme

If you go to Crystel Extreme, you won’t see a babe named Crystel doing extreme sports, but you will see her doing all sorts of kinky, outrageous and nasty stuff. She gets fisted, dominates some submissive guy, fools around with other babes and she puts lemons in places where they were never meant to go… and that’s just the tip of the iceberg. Go check out Crystel’s videos and picture galleries to see for yourself. There are approximately 30 movies and they range from good to stellar-looking. The photo sets are all high-res and can be downloaded as handy zip files. There are 40 or so of them to be enjoyed. Main content aside, Crystel Extreme also features a forum, webcam shows and several bonus galleries that contain pics of the site’s star that come from other websites. If you like wild and kinky porn, you’d do well to give Crystel Extreme a good, long look.

Married

June 2nd, 2008
I Have A Wife

“I Have A Wife!”

It sounds like something you’d say to a hostage taker if you were trying to get him to let you go, but it’s actually the name of a pretty good website. The site’s gimmick is that it features scenes where guys get fucked by hot babes while they protest that they can’t go through with it since they’re married. There are about 24 episodes available at the moment and each one comes with a movie and pictures. The videos are excellent and the pics are pretty good too, even though they aren’t high-res. There are roughly 56 images in each of the galleries and thankfully you can download them as convenient zip files. I Have A Wife isn’t a huge site but it looks like one that might be worth investing in. Updates come weekly (though you get more than one update a week from time to time) and a membership gives you access to 20 additional websites.

Hardcore Junky

May 30th, 2008
Awesome Hardcore

It’s always nice when you find a website that delivers what it promises and for the most part, Awesome Hardcore does just that. It’s a site that offers an awesome amount of mostly good-quality, nonexclusive content but unfortunately, for a less than awesome price. There are about 1,631 picture galleries and 2,191 movies there that feature a variety of sexual acts and performers. If you’re a hardcore junky, you’ve got to like those numbers. The amount of porn on the site is only going to continue growing since new pics and vids are added every single week. Main content aside, there are also a bunch of extras that come with your membership including several feeds, some erotica, a few live links and some third-party material too. The amount of content and its quality would make Awesome Hardcore a great site if it just wasn’t so gosh darn overpriced. Alas though it is, and thus, Awesome Hardcore is a decidedly less awesome site than it could be.

Horny Wives

May 28th, 2008
Excited Wives

If you’re a fan of mature women and hardcore porn videos, there’s a good chance that Excited Wives will… well, excite you. There aren’t any pictures or vid caps on the site but there are approximately 118 movies. Since updates come every four days, it won’t take too long before there are significantly more flicks than that. The vids showcase older ladies masturbating, screwing around with other broads, partaking in group sex and fucking guys both young and old. The videos are downloadable and look great but unfortunately, a full-length download option isn’t provided. A membership at Excited Wives won’t give you access to any bonus websites or any extras at all for that matter, but it will give you a decent amount of horny wives to jerk off to.

Hardcore Sex Videos

May 26th, 2008
Hardcore Academy

I was pretty excited when I came across a website called Hardcore Academy yesterday. It’s a huge, nonexclusive, hardcore site that offers its members lots of pics and vids of chicks masturbating, lesbians licking, babes sucking cock and hotties getting hammered by big dicks. The material comes from a bunch of different DVDs and other websites as well so there’s quite a bit of variety among the performers and scenes. At the moment, the site features more than 5,150 photo galleries and in excess of 4,660 hardcore sex videos. Since the material comes from so many different sources, the quality varies quite a bit. In addition to the main content, you also get access to eight or so feeds, some live links, a few erotic stories and links to third party stuff. Hardcore Academy updates every week so there’s a lot to like about this site but there’s one major caveat that might make you think twice about joining it. The problem is that this website is just too damn expensive for most people. If you’ve got cash to burn, then by all means go ahead and sign up for a membership. If not, you may want to go elsewhere to get your hardcore smut.